#Review Fire Down Below by Debra Anastasia

Posted March 5, 2015 by angypotter in Blog Tour, Book Reviews, Books, Collage / 3 Comments

#Review Fire Down Below by Debra AnastasiaFire Down Below by Debra Anastasia
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on February 28th 2015
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five-stars

Dove Glitch is embarrassed about everything above her knees and below her belly button. When she has to fill a delicate, embarrassing prescription the last thing she needs is a sexy-as-hell (and brand spanking new) pharmacist behind the counter.

Johnson Fitzwell’s first day of his dream career also happens to coincide with the exact moment Dove needs her feminine meds filled. His glorious voice is way too loud–as in, he should be counting down the hits with Ryan Seacrest kind of loud. Thanks to Johnson’s handsome face and gorgeous jaw line, Dove dives headlong into her waking nightmare and asks for a vagina-scented cream.

How could she not fall for him? Dove's only active goal now is to get Johnson to kiss her right on the lips. Either set. However, his horrible girlfriend is one of many obstacles preventing her from making that fantasy a reality. When Dove defends Johnson in the most unhygienic, unconventionally gross way in the middle of a crowded restaurant, their tender, slightly tantric relationship is off to a galloping, farting start.

Each print copy of this book will be dipped in holy water by my mom, and glared at by my father as he purses his lips. Neither will help. So, drop your pants and turn to the left and cough. I hope you're not allergic to latex, because it’s time to fill your prescription. Anally.

We received this book/audiobook for free in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect our opinion of the book or the content of our review.

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BOOK REVIEW: 5 STARS

I never expected this book to be so amazing! It was funny, hilariously funny, madly funny! I love comedy movies, and I felt all the time like I was watching one of those comedies that made my ache my belly because I was laughing so hard all the time! Dove, Duke, The Anastasias, Johnson, and Steve The Cat were so weird, and farters, and crazy, and…. just…. I can’t even! They were so good!

I have the perfect word for this book, and I’m gonna use the Spanish word, because it’s funnier: Pedorros – (Farters) -. Everybody in this book had a serious problem with their stomachs! Oh. My. God. I couldn’t stop laughing every time I read that one of them was farting, and Duke was definitely the most pedorro of all of them. Talking about Duke, I liked him at the beginning of the book, I mean, he was funny and very weird – like everything in this book – but he was cool. But the second half of the book, I kinda fell in love with him. I know, i know, I’m weird too for loving him, but I just do. I’m totally #TeamDuke.

Dove was this smelly funny girl, who stole my attention from the beginning of the book. She got what she wanted, after a weird and crazy – way too crazy – chain of events, but… Not always what you want is always the best for you, but…. “every cloud has a silver lining” and I’m pretty sure that what comes for Dove in the second book will be definitely the best for her.

There are so many awesome things, weird, but awesome, about this book that I have to mention, don’t worry, no spoiler alert:

  • Debra Anastasia was an actual character in this book, HI – LA – RI – OUS!
  • Steve the Cat was 100% the cat from hell
  • Duke was naked most of the time, why? Ha Ha Ha I don’t know, but I just loved it!
  • The clothes Dove borrowed from her friends are just insane!
  • The Ballssiere®. You’ll have to read it your self to understand what I’m saying.
  • Dove’s and Johnson’s twitter handle

Excellent book. I totally love Debra Anastasia’s writing style and her imagination to create such a weird and funny story. 100% recommended, if you want to read the craziest, funniest and weirdest book ever, grab a copy of Fire Down Below now!.

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