Lisa’s Review: Forever Pucked by Helena Hunting

Forever Pucked by Helena Hunting
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Published by Self Published on March 29th, 2016
Genres: Erotica, Funny, Romance, Sports
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Source: Nina Bocci, The Author

Being engaged to Alex Waters, team captain and the highest paid NHL player in the league, is awesome. How could it not be?

In addition to being an amazing hockey player, he’s an incurable romantic with an XL heart, and an XXL hockey stick in his pants. And he knows how to use it. Incredibly, orgasmically well. Alex is the whole package and more. Literally. Like his package is insane. Total world record holder material.

So it makes complete sense that Violet Hall can’t wait to nail him down to the matrimonial mattress and become Mrs. Violet Waters.
It’s so romantic.

Violet is totally stoked to set a date.

Eventually. At some point. Likely before the next millennium. Or when Violet stops getting hives every time someone brings up the wedding, and their mothers stop colluding on stadium sized venues. Whichever comes first.

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Lisa’s Review: 5 Star Read!

*Drop the needle, bringing the fairytale peaceful meadow music* Once upon a time, there was a beaver. The beaver was a very lonely beaver that only got pet maybe 2-3 times a week. The poor beaver was sad.  Little did it know that its wood munching luck was about to change. *skip forward 2 days* Just as the beaver was beginning to lose all interest in the “gettin’ some tail”  department, she met someone that would change her life forever– MUTHA’ PUCKIN’ MONSTER C**K….*the record player comes to a screeching scratching stop* o_O

Alright! Enough of that shiz!! Helena Hunting’s Forever Pucked (FP) is so much better than the silly bedtime story written for horny adolescent nitwits above. It’s also the highly anticipated addition to a f*cking amazing series (starting with Pucked, book #1) that just keeps getting better.

Ok. Since I’m not the only one reviewing this book here are the deets–quick n’ dirty…

What you want to know: In Forever Pucked all of our favorite characters (Violet,Alex, Miller, Sunny, Lilly, Randy, Darren, Charleen, Mom and Pop Butterson, and Mom and Pop Waters) are present but it’s mostly about Vi and Alex. There’s a lot going on in this book. Many shenanigans. Thank you Helena. Much of it funny, and then, some sad. But Lemme tell ya, all of it’s pucking awesome.

What you need to know: Helena f*cking rocked this one out. Seriously. Whilst reading Forever Pucked, I both laughed and ugly cried. In the mirror. While watching myself. Just Kidding. Not kidding.  Also, at one point, I danced and cheered for one of THE BEST BOOK COUPLES EVER!!  So buy it. Read it. And love it like I did. Also, the ending’s fantastic.