Published by Self Published on May 4th 2016
Genres: Funny, Romance
Purchase links: Amazon
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Source: Social Butterfly PR
Miranda Rose absolutely lives for writing. Unfortunately, there aren’t many readers that live for her books.
At least she can distract herself from bad reviews with her favorite hobby - trolling Charlie Shivers online. That dinosaur smut peddler wouldn’t know literature if it mounted him from behind. And, for further distraction, she meets the world’s hottest guy at her favorite writing conference, and when he mounts her from behind, she forgets all about that wannabe author.
Until she realizes Mr. Hottie Pants isn’t the cover model she’d presumed. He’s her archenemy in the flesh, Charlie Shivers.
And yet she still can’t keep her pants on around him.
Joe McCoy, aka Charlie Shivers, is over the moon attending his first Romancing The World conference as a panelist, especially when he meets the smoking author at the bar. But now that he’s discovered the true identity of his one-night stand, he’s tangled in a sticky web, thicker than a spider shifter (dibs on writing that one next!)
Though, sleeping with the enemy is kind of hot.
But then he finds himself falling hard for the too-serious novelist, and now he’s pretty sure there’s no way he’ll make it out on top.
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Book Review: 4,5 Stars
Topped was one hilarious, ridiculous, sexy as hell and awesome book! It’s a story of enemies, lovers, bizarre-smut and a crazy author’s convention. I cracked up the whole time reading this book. Miranda and Joe were archenemies in the author’s world and they took their rivalry to the ultimate level. The truth was that they didn’t know who they really were, or how they looked like, so, when they were hanging out at the bar of the book convention hotel, they hitted off, talked a lot, and had one super hot and full of orgasms one night stand. The next day was a big and awful surprise for both of them, when they knew who they really were and all. BUT…. The attraction, the chemistry, the passion was consuming them and there was only one thing left to do: HATE FUCK EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY ARE BLIND FROM SO MANY ORGASMS!!
I loved reading this book. I have to be honest, I was utterly annoyed with Miranda at the beginning, but as soon as I started Joe’s chapters, I was hooked and IN LOVE with the bizarre-smut author. He is not the usual book boyfriend. Yes, he is handsome, and cocky and full of himself, things I FLOVE about a book boyfriend, but he was also ridiculously unique. I loved how he acknowledge himself everytime he did something stupidly funny.
Joe McCoy, Life Perfecter.
Joe McCoy, Proud Smut Slinger.
Joe McCoy, World’s Okayest Beast.
Joe McCoy, Best-fucking-seller.
Joe McCoy, Stud Resurrected.
Joe McCoy, Wordsmith.
Joe McCoy, Living Trend That Will Claim Your Butt.
Joe McCoy, Even Stevens.
Joe McCoy, Conflicted.
Joe McCoy, Sex God.
Joe McCoy, Detail Avoider.
Joe McCoy, Occasional Softy.
Joe McCoy, Sex So Good You Need A Sick Day...Wait. No. Not that.
Joe McCoy, Enquiring Mind.
Joe McCoy, God’s Gift to Women.
Joe McCoy, Fan-Fucking-Genius.
Joe McCoy, Drama Queen *This one is my favorite*
If you want to Roll on Floor Laughing Your Ass Off, get this book now and read it. It’s short, funny, and super sexy. And will leave you wondering about how it would be to be Plummeled In Ass by a Hungry Triceratops.