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Published by Swerve on July 5th 2016
Genres: Erotica, Romance
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Source: NetGalley, St. Martin's Griffin
They call me the Bad Bitch. A lesser woman might get her panties in a twist over it, but me? I'm the one who does the twisting. Whether it's in the courtroom or in the bedroom, I've never let anyone - much less a man - get the upper hand.
Except for that jerk attorney Lincoln Granade. He's dark, mysterious, smoking hot and sexy as hell. He's nothing but a bad, bad boy playing the part of an up and coming premiere attorney. I'm not worried about losing in a head to head battle with this guy. But he gets me all hot and bothered in a way no man has ever done before. I don't like a person being under my skin this much. It makes me want to let go of all control, makes me want to give in. This dangerous man makes me want to submit to him completely, again, and again, and again...
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Book #2: Hardass – Amazon – B&N – iBooks – Kobo
Book #3: Total D*ck – Amazon – B&N – iBooks – Kobo
Book #1: Bad Bitch Review: 5 Stars
Damn. I wanna be a bad bitch. What’s a bad bitch, you ask? A bad bitch is a badass woman that has the unwavering ability to do and take what she wants. A bad bitch knows how to use her looks and skills to efficiently beguile anyone and skillfully turn the odds in her favor. A bad bitch is smart, charismatic and makes no apologies for being who and what she is. Evangeline Pallida is THE Bad Bitch that all men should fear…and I want to be her.
Author Christina Saunders’ (AKA Celia Aaron) new venture with SMP is going to be a HUGE hit, to be sure. Writing unforgettable characters is a gift. Memorable characters are a dime a dozen, but the ability to write characters that refuse to leave your thoughts for days after you’ve read them—that’s mad skills and nobody can tell me otherwise. As an avid reader and blogger, I’ve read plenty of characters that were…entertaining but not unforgettable. Well, let me tell ya, Christina’s done just that with Bad Bitch.
First, we’re introduced to Evangeline (Evan) Pallida. Evan’s a hot as hell badass defence attorney, with her own firm in NYC, that’s won her way and respect within the seemingly misogynistic boys club that is the legal profession. Her skills to efficiently objectify men (a nice change from the other way around) and make the appropriate objections in the courtroom make Bad Bitch a real page turner. Early into the plot, Evan’s firm is retained by Conrad Castille—soon to be federally indicted for “a massive Ponzi involving several wealthy elderly clients at New Orleans nursing homes.” Evan’s an ace at what she does, which is why guilty as sin Castille wants her to defend him.
Instead, they came to me, wanting to keep their evil gains and escape a prison sentence.
Abracadabra, motherfuckers. Your wish is my command. For a price.
This is where Lincoln Granade, the sexiest Assistant U.S. Attorney (AUSA) that’s ever lived makes his appearance. He walks into the bar, where all the lawyers in Manhattan seem to hang out, after hours, all “Tall. Long legs, large hands, dark green eyes, with chocolate brown hair. He has a sexy smile, with even white teeth that would make perfect cresents on skin. A scar slithered through his right eyebrow, like a parenthesis.” Lincoln’s hawt, and from the moment that his and Evan’s eyes meet, they can’t seem to take those eyes off of each other. Pure unadulterated lust starts to brew between them and things only heat up from here. And their sex. Hot damn the sex. It sets the pages on fire.
I came so hard that I may have had some sort of religious experience. Because, God and all the saints, this guy could fuck.
Bad Bitch has everything. The plot’s tight. The storyline is engaging. The characters are unforgettable. The sex is HOT. And the writing is superb. Bad Bitch has everything I could want in a story. Drama, humor, and snark in all the right places. To say that I loved it would be understatement. Bad Bitch is one badass read.
Book #2: Hardass Review: 5 stars
I love me a hardass. A hardass makes you tow the line and get shit done. A hardass keeps the naughtiness in check and, for girls like me, we need a guy that’s willing to throw the hammer. Oh Thor….where are you? Psstt, I like to be checked. Ok, so Thor’s busy, so check me Washington Granade!
Saunders knows how to write men! In fact, she’s an expert at writing really really hot dominant men. You know, the kind of men that you’d be perfectly happy with hitting you over the the head with a club and carrying you back to his million dollar cave. But let me tell ya somethin’ she can write women equally as well. Her specialty, strong women that can totally hold their own—yet appreciate a man that’ll tell her she’s his and smack her ass soundly when she needs it.
I cave in to no one. My hardass exterior is what makes me one of the hottest defense lawyers around. It’s why I’m the perfect guy to defend the notorious Bayou Butcher serial killer – and why I’ll come out on top.
Hardass starts with us readers being introduced to Caroline Montreat, an associate attorney working at Palmer & Granade. From the get go, Caroline’s a wildcat. Her unaccustomed to privileged upbringing makes her instantly likable and her mouth is what seems to always get her into trouble. I loved her instantly. She’s a beautiful blonde stunner who’s not unaccustomed to working hard for what she wants. And what does Caroline want? Well, she wants to eventually be partner and she wants Washington (Wash) Granade—an ace of a lawyer that just so happens to be as handsome and persuasive as the devil.
I swallowed. Hard. It wasn’t just that he was my boss or that he was scary or that he was known to fire associates for far less than what I’d just done. No. It was more that I had been lusting after him for the six months that I’d been working at Palmer & Granade. He was, simply put, the god of my idolatry.
This is where Wash makes both his appearance and presence known. Goddamn Wash Granade is one hot motherfucker! He’s all tense and terse all the time…which means he’s totally a BOSS in the sac. #bookrules Also, he loves how sexy yet rough around the edges Caroline is.
Together they work on gathering evidence to defend their client a man who’d recently been unfortunately arrested and accused of being the Bayou Butcher (a serial killer that’s currently plaguing NOLA). The case is awesomely complicated and Saunders does a great job with keeping the plot moving whilst injecting plento o’ sexy moments! Wash and Caro sex is hot. So freaking hot.
In short, this book is a quick and dirty read with fucking teeth. It’s a book smartly written by a great author. I loved the plot and if you’re teetering on buying this book…you shouldn’t. Hardass is balls hot and a major page turner Get it. Get it today.
Book #3: Total D*ck Review: 5 stars
I’ve come across a couple of total dicks in my life. But never have any of them been as deliciously dickly as Christina Saunder’s Total Dick Kennedy Garande. Sweet baby Jesus, is this one hot. And do you know what makes him so hot? It’s his IDGAF attitude. He really gives no fucks and it totally works for him.
Total Dick starts with us readers being introduced to Scarlett Carmichael. Scarlett’s not only a NOLA native, but also a hard nosed top notch attorney that’s worked her ass off for every win she’s won. Currently, she’s taken a case that that needs a certain type of expertise… and that’s why she knocks on Kennedy Garande’s office door. At first, she’s not impressed—And who’s to blame her
She might want you maimed. Possibly dead. Even dismembered. But I can assure you she does not want you, Kennedy. She’s way out of your league.
— until she’s impressed. LOL! Que Kennedy Garande who is also a NOLA native, and the third, youngest, and naughtiest of the sinfully gorgeous Granade brothers. And like I mentioned before, Kennedy gives no fucks. In fact, he may have coined the term when he was 4. Seriously, he’s that badass. Also, as an adult, he’s a sexy dominant that could charm the granny panties off of a mother superior. #TRUTH
You want this. Your eyes, your hot pussy, everything about you tells me how much you want this. Tell me no, and I’ll stop. Go ahead. I’m listening.
So Scarlett, a debutant raised with high-falutin flairs and mad dollars, commissions Kennedy’s help in a case that quickly becomes much more than either she or her romantic counterpart could have imagined. Conspiracy theory aint got nothin on Total Dick.
“Kennedy, God, I can’t.” There was no purpose to my words, delivered on a pant. I was nothing but an arrow drawn tight ready to be shot skyward. “I want it.”
Total Dick is loaded with drama and action. There’s sex storyline and plenty o’ material to make you giggle, swoon and pant. Buy it. Devour it. I promise you’ll love it.
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