Angy’s Review: His Fake Alien Fiancée by Patricia Eimer

Posted February 6, 2017 by angypotter in Blog Tour, Book Reviews, Collage, Release day / 0 Comments

Angy’s Review: His Fake Alien Fiancée by Patricia EimerHis Fake Alien Fiancée by Patricia Eimer
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Published by Entangled on February 6, 2017.
Genres: Fantasy, Rom-Com, Romance
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four-half-stars

Princess Perripraxis not only has to find a fiancé—and fast—she’s got to find one who doesn’t mind that her “no makeup” face has green and purple scales. Otherwise, Daddy Dearest has plans that don’t include Perri’s compliance. Candidate Number One: Her sexy human best friend, Brandt.

Bartender Brandt Turner didn’t need all those years in the army to teach him never to leave a man behind. Or an alien princess in need of a pretend fiancé. If she needs someone to play the lovesick fool to convince her dad to let her stay on Earth, well then, he’ll let the world think Cupid finally took him out.

But Perri’s father has no intention of playing nice—and he’s not above cruel and unusual alien torture to make things go his way. But Brandt is willing to complete the mission…however far he has to go.

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4,5 Stars

four-half-stars

I’m very pleased to say that my quest of looking for new authors and stories is going great, especially because I found this awesome, hilarious and fantastic story about aliens, humans and intergalactic wars. Think of it as Men in Black being a romantic comedy… Which is exactly what I was looking for, even if I never thought about it in my life, I mean, who wouldn’t want to read a romance between a sexy human and a beautiful scaled alien? Well, I do, and I highly recommend to read it too, because it’s funny, sexy, romantic, it has a little of alien family drama, a man madly in love with an alien and some crazy alien-human negotiations to maintain intergalactic peace.

In Her Fake Alien Fiancée, Princess Perripraxis Malatesta, daughter of the emperor of the Capridocian Empire, intergalactic heiress, AKA Perri Porters, has been living on earth for a few months, sharing an apartment with her twin alien sister, Corripraxis, and working as a waitress in the local diner of a little town near Roswell, NM, a town full of aliens hidden under the disguise of human skin. Her life was simple, she worked, she spent time with her only friend Brandt, and went back home to maybe be with her sister or maybe, most likely, listen to her while she had “very loud human intercourse” *chuckles*… but yeah, her life on earth was fine, especially because she was far away from her father, the awful emperor who did awful things to her and her sister in the past—I didn’t read the previous book of the series, Out of This World, but I think all Perri’s perspective on the past events are revealed in this book, so I was not lost at all—and she felt safe and independent.

Until her intercom beeped…. With a call from her father…. Saying he’d come for her and her sister to continue with the plans he had for them and she said they couldn’t leave earth because they both found their soulmates and were engaged and they wouldn’t leave… So her father did what any father, alien or human, would do—or at least that’s what I thought he was doing—he said he’d come to earth to meet the human fiancees and if they were really soulmates, he had to bond with them. And Perri was screwed… Because she didn’t have a boyfriend, hence she didn’t have a fiancee, but she thought of asking Brandt, her best friend, the human who was helping understand human behavior and teaching her how to act like a human, to be her fake human fiancee…

And this is when things get interesting in the story, but I won’t tell you much more about it, but I can recommend you to get this book and find out by yourself how this story ends, because I assure you’ll enjoy it as much as I did, you’ll laugh your ass off with the absurdity of this story, with the innocent mind of the alien girl, her crazy comments and actions and most of all, you’ll fall in love with Perri and Brandt, the most adorable human-alien couple I’ve ever read.

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