A Voice in the Wilderness by John Scalzi Page B

and apologize for taking up your time. However, once you have your meeting with Walter tomorrow, if you change your mind, here’s how you can reach me.”
    Birnbaum didn’t take the card. “I don’t have a meeting scheduled with Walter tomorrow,” he said.
    “Just because you don’t have it scheduled doesn’t mean you’re not going to have it,” Washington said. He waggled the card slightly.
    Birnbaum left without taking it and without looking back at Washington.
    He was late for Ben’s soccer match. Ben’s team lost.

    Birnbaum wrapped up his morning show and was texting his new toy about the possibility of another hotel get-together when he looked up from his PDA and saw Walter Kring, all six feet ten inches of him, standing right in front of him.
    “Walter,” Birnbaum said, trying not to lose composure at the sight of his boss.
    Kring nodded toward Birnbaum’s PDA. “Sending a message to Judith?” he asked.
    “Pretty much,” Birnbaum said.
    “Good,” Kring said. “She’s a great lady, Al. Smartest thing you ever did was marry her. You’d be an idiot to mess with that. You can tell her I said so.”
    “I’ll do that,” Birnbaum said. “What brings you down here to the salt mines today, Walter?” SilverDelta’s recording studios were on the first two floors of the company’s Washington, D.C., building; Walter’s offices took up the whole of the fourteenth floor and had a lift to the roof for his helicopter, which he used daily to commute from Annapolis. The CEO of SilverDelta rarely dropped below the tenth floor on any given day.
    “I’m firing someone,” Kring said.
    “Pardon?” Birnbaum’s mouth puckered up as if he’d sucked on a block of alum.
    “Alice Valenta,” Kring said. “We just got the numbers in for the quarter. She’s been down too long and she’s not coming back up. Time to move on. And you know how I feel about these things, Al. Firing people isn’t something you farm out. You should be able to shoot your own dog, you should be able to fire your own people. It’s respectful.”
    “I agree entirely,” Birnbaum said.
    “I know you do,” Kring said. “It’s Leadership 101.”
    Birnbaum swallowed and nodded, suddenly having nothing to say.
    “I’m just glad you haven’t made me come down here on your behalf, Al,” Kring said, leaning over him in a way that he probably couldn’t help, being two meters tall, but which made Birnbaum impressively aware just how much he was the beta dog in this particular situation. It took actual force of will not to avert his eyes. “You wouldn’t do that to me, would you?” Kring said.
    “Of course not, Walter,” Birnbaum said. He actually turned on his performance voice to say it, because if he used his normal voice, it would have cracked.
    Kring straightened up and clasped Birnbaum on the shoulder. “That’s what I like to hear. We should do lunch sometime. It’s been far too long.”
    “I’d like that,” Birnbaum lied.
    “Fine,” Kring said. “I’ll have Jason set it up. Sometime next week, probably.”
    “Great,” Birnbaum said.
    “Now, you’ll have to excuse me, Al,” Kring said. “Not every meeting I’m having today is going to be as nice as the one we’ve having.” Birnbaum nodded his assent and Kring wandered off without another word, down the hall to Studio Eight, soon to be Alice Valenta’s former work space.
    Birnbaum waited until Kring was out of sight and simultaneously exhaled and shuddered. He reached into his pants pocket, ostensibly to retrieve his vehicle fob but in reality to check if he had spotted himself.
    Birnbaum’s PDA vibrated, alerting him to an incoming text. It read, When do you want to meet? Birnbaum started writing back that under further consideration, another hotel meet-up wouldn’t work this week, when he realized the text hadn’t come from his new toy. He backtracked the text.
    Who is this? he wrote, and sent.
    It’s Michael Washington, was the reply.
    How do you