According to Their Deeds by Paul Robertson Page B

telephone book under the magazines on his desk. “Or else you won’t need to. I’m sure I’ll hit a dead end with this very high-ranking official. It would be foolishness for him to waste his time speaking to me.”
    “Then why are you calling?”
    “Just in case it isn’t.”
    Dorothy turned back to her own desk while Charles found Justice Department under the government listing, and flamboyantly ignored him.
    “I would like to speak with John Borchard,” he said to the voice that answered, and he waited through clicks and beeps until another voice said, “Office of Legislative Affairs.”
    “I would like to speak with John Borchard,” he said again, and this time waited through beeps and clicks until another voice said, “Mr. Borchard’s office.”
    “I would like to speak with John Borchard,” he said.
    “Who is calling?”
    “My name is Charles Beale.”
    “Thank you. What is your position, Mr. Beale?”
    “I’m a bookseller.”
    For the first time in the whole smooth process, the gears clanked.
    “Excuse me?”
    “I sell antique books.”
    “Do you have business with Mr. Borchard?”
    “Not really. I only wanted to speak with him.”
    “What about, Mr. Beale?” The gears were preparing to spin in the opposite direction, hard. Dorothy smirked.
    “I used to do business with Derek Bastien.”
    “Just a moment.”
    All motion was brought to a halt. Charles waited. Dorothy did also, watching him over the top of her glasses.
    “I am anticipating your rejection,” she said.
    The telephone spoke. “Mr. Beale, could you come to Mr. Borchard’s office this afternoon at two thirty?”
    He raised his left eyebrow right at her. “Two thirty,” he said. “I will be there.”
    In Dorothy’s eyes, even indignation was beautiful.
    “Charles. Why are you pestering these people, and why are they letting you?”
    “I can’t guess their motives.”
    “Or even your own.”
    “Or yours. Why are you affronted?”
    “It is embarrassing.”
    “You feel embarrassed?”
    “No! You should. And even worse, it is a waste of time.”
    “Ah.” Charles smiled. “The ultimate crime.”
    “It is. Go ahead, have your fun, and don’t come running to me when they throw you in prison.”
    “I wouldn’t be able to.” He was suddenly startled. “Angelo. I didn’t see you.”
    From the doorway, Angelo frowned. “Hey, boss. What do you do, that you go in a prison?”
    “Impersonating an adult,” Dorothy said.
    “Oh.” Angelo shrugged. “I am going out.”
    “All right,” Charles said. “Thank you.”
    “How do you do that?”
    “What?”
    “What she said. Impersonating .”
    “You do things she does not approve of,” Charles said.
    Angelo jerked his head in disbelief. “And you go to jail?”
    “Yes. She is a woman not to be trifled with, Angelo, and I know it well.”
    AFTERNOON
    “I’ll be out for the afternoon,” Charles said to Alice as he passed through the showroom. “Have we sold anything?”
    “That big, illustrated 1940 Wizard of Oz .”
    “That’s who I’m off to see.”
    Behind was the bright yellow-brick road, and ahead was the Emerald City with its imposing sign: Department of Justice.
    Charles stepped through the portal. “My name is Charles Beale. I’m here to see John Borchard. I have an appointment.”
    The woman and the counter both were wooden and imposing. “Just a moment, Mr. Beale.”
    It was a long, slow, wooden moment. Official ladies and gentlemen with badges and serious faces passed by.
    “Someone will be down in a moment, Mr. Beale.”
    “Thank you.”
    “Please sign in. This is your badge.”
    “Thank you.”
    Another moment. The moments were very long here in the shadows.
    “Please follow me, Mr. Beale.”
    He followed through dim corridors. Justice was indeed blind; anyone in these dark halls would be.
    Then a doorway—from gray farmhouse into bright-colored Munchkinland.
    “Just a moment, Mr. Beale.”
    He was in another of the building’s many