spiritual people, look what they revert to. Not merely to silliness and stupidity, but finally to crass nonexistence. The highest spiritual state is ecstasy, which is just not being there at all. No, no; weâre all fried whitings. Heads are invariably tails.â
âIn which case,â said Dodo, âtails must also be heads. So that if you want to make intellectual or spiritual progress, you must behave like a beastâis that it?â
Fanning held up his hand. âNot at all. If you rush too violently towards the tail, you run the risk of shooting downthe whitingâs open mouth into its stomach, and even further. The wise man . . .â
âSo the whitings are fried without being cleaned?â
âIn parables,â Fanning answered reprovingly, âwhitings are always fried that way. The wise man, as I was saying, oscillates lightly from head to tail and back again. His whole existenceâor shall we be more frank and say âmyâ whole existence?âis one continual oscillation. I am never too consistently sensible, like you; or too consistently feather-headed like some of my other friends. In a word,â he wagged a finger, âI oscillate.â
Tired of generalizations, âAnd where exactly,â Dodo enquired, âhave you oscillated to at the moment? Youâve left me without your news so long. . . .â
âWell, at the moment,â he reflected aloud, âI suppose you might say I was at a dead point between desire and renunciation, between sense and sensuality.â
âAgain?â She shook her head. âAnd who is she this time?â
Fanning helped himself to asparagus before replying. âWho is she?â he echoed. âWell, to begin with, sheâs the writer of admiring letters.â
Dodo made a grimace of disgust. âWhat a horror!â For some reason she felt it necessary to be rather venomous about this new usurper of Fanningâs heart. âVamping by correspondenceâitâs really the lowest. . . .â
âOh, I agree,â he said. âOn principle and in theory I entirely agree.â
âThen why,â she began, annoyed by his agreement; but he interrupted her.
âSpiritual adventuresses,â he said. âThatâs what theygenerally are, the women who write you letters. Spiritual adventuresses. Iâve suffered a lot from them in my time.â
âIâm sure you have.â
âTheyâre a curious type,â he went on, ignoring her sarcasms. âCurious and rather horrible. I prefer the good old-fashioned vampire. At least one knew where one stood with her. There she wasâout for money, for power, for a good time, occasionally, perhaps, for sensual satisfactions. It was all entirely above-board and obvious. But with the spiritual adventuress, on the contrary, everythingâs most horribly turbid and obscure and slimy. You see, she doesnât want money or the commonplace good time. She wants Higher Thingsâdamn her neck! Not large pearls and a large motor-car, but a large soulâthatâs what she pines for: a large soul and a large intellect, and a huge philosophy, and enormous culture, and out sizes in great thoughts.â
Dodo laughed. âYouâre fiendishly cruel, Miles.â
âCruelty can be a sacred duty,â he answered. âBesides, Iâm getting a little of my own back. If you knew what these spiritual vamps had done to me! Iâve been one of their appointed victims. Yes, appointed; for, you see, they canât have their Higher Things without attaching themselves to a Higher Person.â
âAnd are you one of the Higher People, Miles?â
âShould I be dining here with you, my dear, if I werenât?â And without waiting for Dodoâs answer, âThey attach themselves like lice,â he went on. âThe contact with the Higher Person makes them feel high themselves; it magnifies them, it
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