Billion-Dollar Brain by Len Deighton Page B

arranged. So, not to spoil the fun, I asked him about the stock exchange and he lent me his paper. He was dressed more prosperously than he had been at the surgery: saxony suit, tweed fisher hat and a short reversible raincoat with knitted collar. He flipped his cuff upon a gold wristwatch as I took his newspaper.
    ‘It’s incredibly cold,’ Pike said.
    ‘I didn’t come a thousand miles to discuss the weather. Where’s the package?’
    ‘Steady on,’ said Pike. ‘It will probably be ready today, don’t fret.’
    ‘Did you have me followed yesterday, Pike?’ I asked.
    ‘Nigel, don’t put your new shoes in the water, there’s a good boy. No certainly not. Why should I?’
    Nigel stopped putting his new shoes in the water and began to poke a large Labrador with his toy whistle.
    ‘Someone did.’
    ‘Not me. The doggy doesn’t like that, Nigel.’
    ‘So you won’t mind if I have him laid out?’
    ‘Couldn’t care less. He’s growling to tell you he doesn’t like it, Nigel. Have him killed for all I care.’
    ‘And you still say you don’t know who it is?’
    ‘Mr Dempsey or whoever you are: I do a job and keep my nose clean. If the people for whom we work send someone to follow you and you decide to brain the fellow, good luck. He thinks you are giving him the whistle to play with, Nigel. Good doggy, give Nigel his whistle back; good doggy, stroke him, Nigel, show you want to be friends. Anything the fellow gets will serve him right for being inefficient. Too much inefficiency in this country at the moment. People are damned slack. Brain him by all means. It might teach the top people to keep me informed.’
    Dr Pike went and retrieved Nigel’s whistle and brought Nigel back to where we were sitting.
    ‘Look at your hands.’ Pike produced a large handkerchief, held it for the child to spit on, then wiped his hands with the damp cloth. It seemed unhygienic.
    ‘Where is the package now?’
    ‘At my brother’s, I think.’ He looked at his watch again and did some sort of calculation. ‘Atmy brother’s. It’s tar, Nigel. I told you not to touch the fence. Tuck your scarf in; don’t want to catch cold.’
    ‘How far is that?’
    ‘There you are. A nice clean boy. Besterton, a village near Buckingham.’
    ‘Let’s go,’ I said.
    ‘I’d like to drop young Nigel first,’ Pike said. Me too, I thought, right into the lake.
    ‘They think you want to give them bread, Nigel. I’ll take him to his riding school. Then we’ll go on from there. It’s not far out of our way. They won’t hurt you, Nigel, nice kind ducks. Don’t be frightened, they won’t hurt you. Shall we go in my car?’
    ‘Suits me.’
    ‘They think you want to give them bread. Well, we’ll walk that way. No; they never hurt nice little boys. My Jaguar’s the red one. Don’t kick gravel at the ducks, Nigel, you’ll spoil your shoes.’
    Doctor Felix Pike and his brother Ralph both lived in a small village. There was a sharp frontier between the houses of the natives—plaster gnomes, nylon curtains, metal-frame windows and pre-fab garages—and the houses of the invaders—modern sculpture, whitewash, antique gates, brown wainscoting, grandfather clocks. Pike drove up to a modern version of a Georgian house. In the drive there was a silver Porsche convertible. ‘My brother’s car,’ Pike said. ‘He’s not married,’ as though the car was an automaticreward for a remarkable feat; which I suppose in a way it was. ‘My younger brother Ralph lives there,’ Felix Pike said pointing to a converted limestone barn adjacent to his house. The driveway was full of bronze urns and the house was full of regency stripes, illuminated niches, wall-towall Wilton and furniture with bobbles on. There was a sweet smell of lavender polish as we walked through a couple of rooms that were just for walking through, into what Mrs Pike—a tightly scripted woman with mauve hair—called the small lounge. There was a quartet of Queen Anne