Burnt Water by Carlos Fuentes

red Thunderbird, I in my pajamas and socks, the General very circumspect in his light gabardine suit, his maroon tie secured below the knot with the pearl stickpin, still caressing the beltful of gold. Oh, it was great to roar along the ring road at one in the morning—no traffic, no scenery, the open road to eternity. That’s what Grandfather said. Hang on tight, General, I’m going to floor her to a hundred and twenty, I’ve ridden rougher broncs than this. Grandfather laughed. Let’s find someone to tell your stories to, let’s find someone who’ll listen, let’s blow all the gold pieces, let’s take her around again, Grandfather. You bet, boy, right from zero, again.
    In the Plaza Garibaldi, at one-fifteen in the morning: First things first, boy, we need some mariachis to follow us around all night, you don’t ask how much, just whether they know how to play “La Valentina” and “On the Road to Guanajuato,” okay, boys, strike up the bass guitar. Grandfather let out a yowl like a coyote: “Valentina, Valentina, listen to my plea,” let’s go to Tenampa and have a tequila or two, that’s what I have for breakfast, boys, see who can hold the most, that’s how I worked myself up to a pitch for the encounter in Celaya, when we Villistas sent our cavalry out to swamp Obregón, “One passion fires me, and that’s what I feel for you,” and before us stretched the enormous plain, and in the distance we could see the artillery and the motionless horses of the enemy, and here come banged-up trays loaded with beer, and we surged forward at a gallop, sure of victory, with the courage of wild tigers, and now the mariachis are looking at us with stony eyes, as if my grandfather and I didn’t exist, and then from invisible wolves’ dens on the plain there suddenly emerged a thousand bayonets, boys, Yaqui Indians faithful to Obregón had hidden in those holes, be careful, don’t spill that cold brew, and everyone was staring at us as if we were crazy, a loudmouthed old man and a kid in his pajamas, what’s with them? there they were, ramming their bayonets into the bellies of our horses, holding them firm until they ripped out the guts, those Yaquis with earrings in their ears and their heads tied in red kerchiefs soaked in the blood and guts and balls of our horses, another round? sure, the night is young, we were scared, sure, we were scared, who’d ever have imagined such a magnificent tactic from General Obregón, right then I began to respect him, I swear I did, when do you want us to sing? didn’t you hire us to sing, señor? the mariachis stared at us, thinking, I’ll bet they don’t have a red cent, we fell back, we attacked with cannon, but we’d already been defeated by the maneuver, Celaya was a field of smoke and blood and dying horses, smoke spiraled from Delicados, a bored mariachi poured salt and squeezed lemon on my grandfather’s closed fist, we blew off one of General Obregón’s arms, things were going so bad I said to myself right there, we’ll never make it against this guy, the mariachi shrugged his shoulders and poured salt on the mouthpiece of his trumpet and began to play, teasing out sad sounds, Villa is pure unleashed, undirected force, Obregón is intelligent force, he’s the king bastard of them all, I was ready to crouch down on the battlefield to follow the trail, to look for the arm we’d blasted off Obregón and hand it back to him and say, General, you’re the fucking end, here’s your arm back and I’m sorry, ah, sonofabitch, though I guess you know what happened? you don’t know? don’t you want to know? well, General Obregón flipped a gold coin in the air, like that, and the arm flew off the ground and the bloody fist snatched the coin in midair, like that, ah, sonofabitch, gotcha’, old buddy, now are you interested