Chain of Fools by Richard Stevenson Page B

aspired to large, prosperous families full of large, healthy people. Most of these big houses in Edens-burg, as elsewhere, had long since been divided into more economical rental units, but Ruth Osborne had hung on to all of hers. The shade was inviting under the immense maples, and the well-tended clumps of larkspur, delphinium, bee balm, and coreopsis between the main house and the carriage house were as showy and robust as the age when the garden must have been first planted.
    Back by the carriage house, three cars were parked ahead of Janet's, the one we arrived in.
    "June wouldn't have heard anything yet, would she?" Dale said. "I don't think she consorts with either criminal riffraff or law-enforcement riffraff. At least, not that I know of."
    As we got out, the side door of the house opened and a man and a woman walked down the steps. "Oh, shit," Janet said. "I hope they weren't interrogating Mom."
    The two figures who approached us were a large woman in a mauve silk dress and a dough-faced man with an odd, S-shaped mouth and a straw boater on his head. I assumed they were Janet's sister, June, and her husband, Dick Puderbaugh, but I was only half right.
    "Hi, June, Hi, Parson," Janet said. "What brings you two around Maple Street?"
    "Janet, hi, hi," June crooned, and squeezed Janet's hand and Dale's elbow. "Dale, Dale, it's awfully nice to see you too." She looked like an Osborne, big and open-faced and handsome, but with a tightness in her manner that was accentuated by a snood on the back of her head that suggested not so much provincial respectability as cerebral strangulation.
    "Well, if it isn't the Herald's esteemed editor in chief!" the man in the boater hooted in a nasal baritone. He had on white slacks and a seersucker jacket, like a member of a barbershop quartet, and behind his spectacles he had a twinkle in one gray eye. The other eye looked appalled.
    Janet handled the introductions all around, naming me but not my occupation. June watched me suspiciously, and Parson Bates, the man in the straw hat, grinned smarmily and said, "Donald, may I be so bold as to inquire if you are—as you appear to be—a New York-uh?"
    "Be so bold, Parson," Dale said, but Bates ignored her.
    "I live in Albany," I said, "which I'm afraid is where people usually say I appear to be from."
    "Oh, that other big city!" June said, her eyes bugging out in genial mock alarm.
    "Are you up our way to take the waters?" Bates said, chortling.
    "But there are no waters here," Dale said. "This is the desert."
    Janet said, "Donald is working for me for a period of time. He's in Edensburg in a professional capacity, Parson."
    "Oh, yet another wretched scrivener!" Bates sputtered gaily out of one side of his mouth, and his twinkly eye twinkled and his other eye maintained its gorgonlike stare.
    "Don's a private investigator," Janet said, and we all watched June's face change expression a dozen times in fast forward.
    Bates said, "Gadzooks!"
    "It has to do with Eric's murder," Janet said. "And another situation that's come up."
    "What on Earth is that?" June said.
    "Attempts on my life."
    "Oh, Janet, no!" June clutched her head carefully.
    Janet described the Jet Ski attacks of the previous week and of that
    afternoon, not mentioning anyone's suspicions that the attacks might be connected to the conflict over future ownership of the Herald.
    "I would venture to opine," Bates said, "that such a matter might properly fall within the province of law enforcement. Would it not?"
    "The sheriffs department has been notified," Janet said. "I take it, June, that no one has come after you or threatened you recently."
    "Me? Lord, no! Why in heaven's name would anyone?"
    "Indeed!" Bates said, in high dudgeon at the very idea.
    "Well, Eric was killed and now it looks as if somebody is trying to kill me. Maybe somebody has it out for some of the Osbornes—I don't know. That's why I've hired Don. To find out."
    Dale said, "Actually, three of us hired Don to