field, not off it,â he added.
Stevie asked if he had a favorite memory. âOh yeah, thatâs easy,â Kerns said. âIt was in the state championship game against Newark Catholic. We were down 10â6 in a pouring rain with four seconds left, and Eddie threw me a perfect ball in the corner of the end zoneâto this day I swear I donât know how he gripped it to throw it that wellâand I couldnât hold on. It was like trying to catch a seal. So we had time for one last play from the four-yard line. Everyone knew we would throw, we had no running game, but how was anyone going to catch the ball?
âWe called time-out, and our coach was talking about running some kind of double reverse. He thought weâd surprise them, but Iâm thinking thereâs no way weâre going to be able to make two handoffs
and
get our footing
and
get around the corner. So, going back to the huddle, I said to Eddie, âLetâs run E-D Special.â He looked at me like I was nuts.â
âWhat was âE-D Specialâ?â Stevie asked.
Kerns smiled. âEddie-Darin Special,â he said, grinning. âIt was a play he and I first came up with in peewee football when we were ten. Absolute trick play. You donât even tell the other nine guys! You call a pass play in the huddle. EveryoneâI mean everyoneâthinks itâs a pass. Quarterback goes back and everyone is blocking to keep the pass rushers to the outside. One receiverâmeâtakes a step as if to go out in the pattern, then turns and goes straight to the middle of the field because
you know
thereâs going to be one blitzer coming straight up the middle to try to get to the quarterback. He blocks the blitzer just as the quarterback fakes a pass, pulls the ball down, and runs straight up the middle with the ball. Quarterback-draw play.â
âDid it work?â
âYup. I got the blitzer, and Eddie walked into the end zone completely untouched. Weâre all jumping up and down and celebrating, and our coach is out there screaming, âWhat the hell was that? What are you guys doing running some school-yard play with the state championship at stake?!â And Eddie just said, âYupâand that school-yard play just won you the state championship, Coach.ââ
Stevie could see that the memory was still pretty vivid for Kernsâeven eight years later. âOne thing you have to understand about Eddie,â he added. âHeâs never afraid on a football field. People miss that sometimes because he went to Harvard and uses SAT words when he talks. But thereâs no one more fearless than Eddie Brennan.â
That quote, Stevie realized, would need to go very high in his story.
Kerns was telling Stevie that he and Brennan had bet dinner on the outcome of the game, when his phone rang. âGotcha,â Kerns said to whoever was on the other end.
âTheyâre wrapping up out there,â he said. âHave you got enough?â
âTo start a book,â Stevie said, thanking him.
Kerns laughed and gave Stevie his cell phone number. âAnything I can help you with during the week, give me a call. Iâd give you some Ravens gear, but I doubt you want to be seen with it around here.â
Stevie laughed. âImagine what Liâl Donny would say. Heâd think there was a media conspiracy to get the Dreams.â
Kerns nodded. âYou really are sharp for fourteen,â he said. âUSTV will be sorry they went for the pretty boy over the smart kid.â
They were walking out of the locker room at that point. âThanks,â Stevie said. âBut the pretty girl is very,
very
smart. She can probably cover for the pretty boy.â
âWonât be the same,â Kerns said, shaking hands as he prepared to duck into another room. âSheâll miss you. The show will miss you.â
Stevie could only hope he was right.
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