called Ceelow to inform him that Iâd be there in the morning, and that we needed to have a meeting so we all could be brought up on current events. My flight landed a little after nine oâclock, and Trigger and Cee were waiting for me in Triggerâs Range Rover.
âWhatâs up, son?â Ceelow asked as I exited the airport. âHow was the flight?â
âIt was cool, you know,â I answered. âDifferent toilet, same shit. How yaâll holdinâ everything down in our borough?â
âShit, everything is still under control over here, dog,â Trigger answered. âWe got the city under lock and key, my nigga.â
âCool, yaâll niggas ainât eat yet, right?â I asked.
âNah, Don P. gonna meet us at M&Gâs over there on 125th Street,â answered Trigger.
âOh, i-ight. Letâs get over there then,â I said. âIâm hungrier than a muâfucka.â
As the truck pulled off, it didnât take long before they started making inquiries about California.
âSo, whatâs good?â asked Cee. âTell us how it is out there in Cali.â
âOh, it ainât nothing like over here, dog. Everything is the opposite. The way we like to relax and hang out is not how they do it out there. Besides that, the niggas are all arrogant and conceited. Because of the men-to-women ratio out there, the broads have to push up on the dudes. Rachel introduced me to some of them niggas though. I mean they mad cool and all, but they too wild and shit. I even got into it a bit wit some niggas out there, and the cats that I was with held me down. They even let me hold a pistol so I could be ready for anything. I got some real niggas out there, for real.â
âOh, word,â Trigger said. âMaybe we could set something up out there, too.â
âYou never know, dog. We just might,â I said, already thinking way ahead of him.
When we arrived at M&Gâs, El Don and Poncho hadnât reached there yet, so we waited for about twenty minutes before we just said, âFuck it,â and got a table without them. I ordered some home fries, beef sausage and a tall stack of pancakes. Trigger got cheese eggs, grits and salmon, and Cee had an order of waffles with bacon on the side. Once weâd all placed our orders, we started discussing issues of business.
âHowâs the trial going?â I asked.
âOh, we ainât really get down to it yet,â Trigger replied. âEverything is moving in slow motion and shit. They picked the jury though; a bunch of crackerzoids. The Doberman said that our best defense is that we didnât know that it was police runninâ up on us, being that they never identified themselves. On that alone, he said that all of the evidence would be inadmissible. Besides that, we gonna see if we can turn a couple of those jurors to force our hand, or get a hung jury. These are all the Dobermanâs ideas. If you ask me, I should just fucking disappear right now, you know?â
âYeah, I feel you, dog,â I said in agreement. âBut letâs just put some faith in our Doberman, and see what he can do with it. If it comes down to that, I know exactly what to do. Donât even worry about it, my nigga.â
âI-ight, son,â said Trigger, showing no worries. âI know if you say you got me, you ainât bullshitting.â
âWhatâs up with you though, son?â asked Cee. âYou just want to be flying off everywhere and shit. You i-ight, dog?â
âYeah, Iâm cool, now. You just have to get out of New York every once in while, so that you can come back and appreciate all of this dirt and grime, you feel me? Besides, I ainât even really go nowhere yet. Youâll know it when Iâm really doing it up.â
âOh, i-ight,â he responded. âI got you in my radar now. You ainât trying to leave a stone
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