such a fine summer this year for a change. Where's Sir George? I want to talk to him about car parking.”
“His wife has a headache and has gone to lie down.”
“She'll be all right this afternoon,” said Mrs Masterton confidently. “Likes functions, you know. She'll make a terrific toilet and be as pleased about it as a child. Just fetch me a bundle of those pegs over there, will you? I want to mark the places for the clock golf numbers.”
Poirot, thus pressed into service, was worked by Mrs Masterton relentlessly, as a useful apprentice. She condescended to talk to him in the intervals of hard labour.
“Got to do everything yourself, I find. Only way... By the way, you're a friend of the Eliots, I believe?”
Poirot, after his long sojourn in England, comprehended that this was an indication of social recognition. Mrs Masterton was in fact saying: “Although a foreigner, I understand you are One of Us.” She continued to chat in an intimate manner.
“Nice to have Nasse lived in again. We were all so afraid it was going to be a hotel. You know what it is nowadays; one drives through the country and passes place after place with the board up 'Guest House' or 'Private Hotel' or 'Hotel A.A. Fully Licensed.' All the houses one stayed in as a girl - or where one went to dances. Very sad. Yes, I'm glad about Nasse and so is poor dear Amy Folliat, of course. She's had such a hard life - but never complains, I will say. Sir George has done wonders for Nasse - and not vulgarised it. Don't know whether that's the result of Amy Folliat's influence - or whether it's his own natural good taste. He has got quite good taste, you know. Very surprising in a man like that.”
“He is not, I understand, one of the landed gentry?” said Poirot cautiously.
“He isn't even really Sir George - was christened it, I understand. Took the idea from Lord George Sanger's Circus, I suspect. Very amusing really. Of course we never let on. Rich men must be allowed their little snobberies, don't you agree? The funny thing is that in spite of his origins George Stubbs would go down perfectly well anywhere. He's a throwback. Pure type of the eighteenth century country squire. Good blood in him, I'd say. Father a gent and mother a barmaid, is my guess.”
Mrs Masterton interrupted herself to yell to a gardener. “Not by that rhododendron. You must leave room for the skittles over to the right. Right - not left!”
She went on: “Extraordinary how they can't tell their left from their right. The Brewis woman is efficient. Doesn't like poor Hattie, though. Looks at her sometimes as though she'd like to murder her. So many of these good secretaries are in love with their boss. Now where do you think Jim Warburton can have got to? Silly the way he sticks to calling himself 'Captain.' Not a regular soldier and never within miles of a German. One has to put up, of course, with what one can get these days - and he's a hard worker - but I feel there's something rather fishy about him. Ah! Here are the Legges.”
Sally Legge, dressed in slacks and a yellow pullover, said brightly:
“We've come to help.”
“Lots to do,” boomed Mrs Masterton. “Now, let me see...”
Poirot, profiting by her inattention, slipped away. As he came round the corner of the house on to the front terrace he became a spectator of a new drama.
Two young women, in shorts, with bright blouses, had come out from the wood and were standing uncertainly looking up at the house. In one of them he thought he recognised the Italian girl of yesterday's lift in the car. From the window of Lady Stubbs's bedroom Sir George leaned out and addressed them wrathfully.
“You're trespassing,” he shouted.
“Please?” said the young woman with the green head-scarf.
“You can't come through here. Private.”
The other young woman, who had a royal blue head-scarf, said brightly:
“Please? Nassecombe Quay...” She pronounced it carefully. “It is this way?
“His wife has a headache and has gone to lie down.”
“She'll be all right this afternoon,” said Mrs Masterton confidently. “Likes functions, you know. She'll make a terrific toilet and be as pleased about it as a child. Just fetch me a bundle of those pegs over there, will you? I want to mark the places for the clock golf numbers.”
Poirot, thus pressed into service, was worked by Mrs Masterton relentlessly, as a useful apprentice. She condescended to talk to him in the intervals of hard labour.
“Got to do everything yourself, I find. Only way... By the way, you're a friend of the Eliots, I believe?”
Poirot, after his long sojourn in England, comprehended that this was an indication of social recognition. Mrs Masterton was in fact saying: “Although a foreigner, I understand you are One of Us.” She continued to chat in an intimate manner.
“Nice to have Nasse lived in again. We were all so afraid it was going to be a hotel. You know what it is nowadays; one drives through the country and passes place after place with the board up 'Guest House' or 'Private Hotel' or 'Hotel A.A. Fully Licensed.' All the houses one stayed in as a girl - or where one went to dances. Very sad. Yes, I'm glad about Nasse and so is poor dear Amy Folliat, of course. She's had such a hard life - but never complains, I will say. Sir George has done wonders for Nasse - and not vulgarised it. Don't know whether that's the result of Amy Folliat's influence - or whether it's his own natural good taste. He has got quite good taste, you know. Very surprising in a man like that.”
“He is not, I understand, one of the landed gentry?” said Poirot cautiously.
“He isn't even really Sir George - was christened it, I understand. Took the idea from Lord George Sanger's Circus, I suspect. Very amusing really. Of course we never let on. Rich men must be allowed their little snobberies, don't you agree? The funny thing is that in spite of his origins George Stubbs would go down perfectly well anywhere. He's a throwback. Pure type of the eighteenth century country squire. Good blood in him, I'd say. Father a gent and mother a barmaid, is my guess.”
Mrs Masterton interrupted herself to yell to a gardener. “Not by that rhododendron. You must leave room for the skittles over to the right. Right - not left!”
She went on: “Extraordinary how they can't tell their left from their right. The Brewis woman is efficient. Doesn't like poor Hattie, though. Looks at her sometimes as though she'd like to murder her. So many of these good secretaries are in love with their boss. Now where do you think Jim Warburton can have got to? Silly the way he sticks to calling himself 'Captain.' Not a regular soldier and never within miles of a German. One has to put up, of course, with what one can get these days - and he's a hard worker - but I feel there's something rather fishy about him. Ah! Here are the Legges.”
Sally Legge, dressed in slacks and a yellow pullover, said brightly:
“We've come to help.”
“Lots to do,” boomed Mrs Masterton. “Now, let me see...”
Poirot, profiting by her inattention, slipped away. As he came round the corner of the house on to the front terrace he became a spectator of a new drama.
Two young women, in shorts, with bright blouses, had come out from the wood and were standing uncertainly looking up at the house. In one of them he thought he recognised the Italian girl of yesterday's lift in the car. From the window of Lady Stubbs's bedroom Sir George leaned out and addressed them wrathfully.
“You're trespassing,” he shouted.
“Please?” said the young woman with the green head-scarf.
“You can't come through here. Private.”
The other young woman, who had a royal blue head-scarf, said brightly:
“Please? Nassecombe Quay...” She pronounced it carefully. “It is this way?
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