Tags:
Mystery,
Minneapolis,
Minnesota,
Poker,
comics,
Hautman,
New York Times Notable Book,
Hauptman,
Hautmann,
Mortal Nuts,
Joe Crow,
St. Paul
remembered them as scintillating, comical, humorous.
Debrowski had rebuilt her booking business within a few months. In the rock-and-roll business it was generally understood that drug problems are a hazard of the trade, and her past was quickly forgotten. She was representing a dozen groups already, including the Coldcocks, Bad Dream Danny, and Bad Beat. Drug-addicted cops were not so quickly pardoned for their sins, and Crow had been drifting from one thing to another for the past two years, none of them real jobs, none of them with even the pretense of permanence. So far he liked it that way. When Debrowski had mentioned the vacant apartment upstairs from her place, Crow abandoned his sterile suburban efficiency and moved into the city.
He didnât want to go to the party, but the idea that Dickie Wicky might be trying to stiff him for a lousy three hundred dollars was sticking in his throat. Going with Debrowski made the prospect a bit more appealing. She kept him from taking people like Wickyâor himselfâtoo seriously. He was comfortable with her. Her boundaries were solid and clear. They were friends. They could go to the party, stay sober, have a good time, and be back in their respective beds by midnight. Besides, there were no good poker games around, and it was Friday night.
If he had a cabin on a lake, he would now grill a few walleye fillets, saute some wild mushrooms, sit and listen to the loons calling. Instead, he dialed Peroniâs Pizzeria.
âP'roniâs.â Crow could hear crashing pans and loud voices in the background.
âOne small anchovy and pineapple, light on the cheese.â
âThis must be Crow.â
âJust take it easy on the cheese this time, okay, Jake?â
âSmall anchovy pineapple, easy cheese. Got it. Anything else?â
âThatâs it.â
âYou still living in that dump down on First?â
âYou calling my place a dump?â
âYou kidding? My driver wonât go down there 'less I make him a loan a my piece. Oughta drop a bomb on that neighborhood.â
âYou donât want my business, Jake?â
âKeep your shirt on, Crow. Weâll get you your pizza.â
Forty minutes later, a tall kid with greasy hair and a pizza showed up at the door. Crow asked to see his piece. The kid looked confused.
âJake didnât loan you his six-gun?â Crow asked.
The kid shook his head and stepped back. Crow took the pizza. It was enormous. âI ordered a small,â he said.
The kid shrugged. âYou want I should take it back?â
âForget it.â Crow handed him a twenty.
âPizzaâs sixteen bucks. You want change?â
âForget it.â He closed the door and carried the pizza into the kitchen, picked up the phone, and made another call to his downstairs neighbor.
âDebrowski here,â she shouted into the phone, rock music pouring across her voice.
âWhatâs that you got on down there?â
âWhat?â
âThis is Crow. What are we listening to?â
âJust a second.â He heard the receiver drop. A few seconds later, the music stopped and Debrowski got back on the line. âHello?â
âThis is your upstairs neighbor. What were we listening to?â
âBad Beat. I got them booked into First Avenue in front of Concrete Blonde.â
âCongratulations. You eat yet?â
âYou gonna take me out to dinner, Crow? This must be a date.â
âIâve got more pizza than I can eat here.â
âWhat kind of pizza?â
âAnchovy and pineapple.â
âJesus, Crow, you ever hear of sausage and mushroom? Thanks but no thanks. Iâll make myself a peanut butter sandwich for dinner.â
âI had that for lunch.â
âCouple of gourmet cooks.â
Crow managed to eat all but three slices, which he folded back into the box and put in the refrigerator. It might start looking good
Robert Swartwood
Frank Tuttle
Kristin Vayden
Nick Oldham
Devin Carter
Ed Gorman
Margaret Daley
Vivian Arend
Kim Newman
Janet Dailey