who knows how good Iâll be by Wednesday morning?
Things can only get better.
Right?
16
MR. YEAH BUT
âHey, EllRay,â Marco says, catching up to me as we scuff our way back to class. âDo you like b-ball?â
âYeah,â I say, slowing down a little. âExcept no one will ever pass me the ball, Iâm so short. Why?â I ask. âDonât you like it?â
âBasketballâs too noisy,â he says after looking around to make sure no one else can hear. âThereâs too much yelling and stuff. It gives me a headache
and
a stomachache.â
âReally?â I say, trying to imagine it.
I think Marcoâs problem is that heâs a kid who needs a lot of peace and quiet. I guess thatâs why he likes to play olden days on the grass with his plastic dragons and knights.
But peace and quiet are like endangered species at Oak Glen Primary School.
âThen donât play it,â I say, shrugging. âYou donât
have
to play, Marco.â
âYeah, but thatâs being a baby,â Marco says. âIâd be eating fruit leather on the teeter-totters before you know it,â he says, quoting Coach. âKids would laugh at me. And anyway,â he adds, âI like hanging with everyoneâwhen theyâre not shouting and stuff, anyway.â
He really looks miserable. I have a horrible feeling that heâs about to cry.
And crying at school is every boyâs worst nightmare.
âMaybe you could wear earplugs,â I suggest. âWe could make some out of clay.â
âYeah, but then I wouldnât be able to hear it if someone said, âHeads up!â when they passed me the ball,â Marco says. âAnd Iâd still feel like I was gonna hurl.â
âMaybe you should try yoga,â I say. âThatâs supposed to make you feel all relaxed, Ms. Sanchez says. Then the noise and stuff wouldnât bother you so much.â
âYeah, but yogaâs just for
girls
,â Marco says. âAt Oak Glen, anyway.â
Marco Adair is turning into the type of guy my Dad calls
âMr. Yeah But.â
âWell, maybe you should ask Coach not to yell so much?â I suggest, starting to run out of ideas.
âYeah, right,â Marco says with a bitter laugh. He shakes his head.
âWhat about if you ask Ms. Sanchez to ask Coach to play b-ball quieter?â I say as we plod down the shiny hall toward class. Weâre gonna be late!
âYeah, but that would be like tattling,â Marco says, sounding as if all hope is lost. âAnyway, I donât think sheâs the boss of him.
But thanks for listening
,
EllRay
,â he adds in a whisper. Quietly.
âQuietlyâ and âShortly.â Thatâs Marco and me, I guess.
Butâpoor Marco!
17
FOUL!
At Monday lunch, it is like we have taken a strange but silent vote:
âNo b-ball.â
Instead, we stuff our faces with food, hang by numb arms and burning hands from the cold overhead ladder, and watch the girls compare fancy Japanese erasers from their collections.
Thatâs a thing, I guess. This week, anyway.
Emma has a panda eraser. Annie Patâs is a tiny dolphin. And Cynthia has a butterfly, which Heather says is the best eraser, because of all the colors. The girls are holding their erasers in the palms of their hands, whispering to them like they are little pets.
Sometimes, girls are just strange. No offense.
I would like to have that dolphin eraser, though. I wouldnât use it, eitherâeven though I am a kid who needs erasers.
Who needs them a
lot
.
But it is now afternoon recess, and basketball is creeping back into our brains. The playground monitorânot Mr. Havens todayâis busy keeping little kids from walking in front of moving swings and getting clobbered. So âthe coast is clear,â as my mom sometimes says.
That means we third-graders can do what we want.
Jared is
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