ruptured.â He held up his thumb and index finger just millimetres apart. âBut you came this close.â
âReally?â said Alice.
âYep. They yanked it out in time.â He laughed. âYouâre very lucky.â
âDonât feel lucky,â said Alice around the icy-pole.
âWell, you are,â said Grandad. âI should know. My appendix did rupture.â
âOh,â said Alice.
âYou get to go home in a couple of days,âcontinued Grandad. âAlthough apparently you need to poo first.â Alice groaned. âWith a ruptured appendix, you would have been stuck in hospital for at least seven days. And all sorts of problems could have happened.â Grandad hesitated for a moment, as if unsure whether to go on. âI nearly died.â
âWhat?â Alice almost choked.
âYes,â explained Grandad. âWhen your appendix ruptures, pus spreads through your abdomen, which can cause an infection. If itâs not cleaned out quick-smart, it can be fatal. I was very fortunate the RFDS were able to get me to a hospital as quickly as they did. Without them, I probably wouldnât have made it.â He paused. âOf course, the danger isnât over after the operation. You can still get a pretty nasty post-op infection, which is whathappened to me. I ended up with peritonitis and was in hospital for almost three weeks.â
âPeri ⦠peri-ta-whatsis?â
âPeritonitis,â said Grandad. âItâs an inflammation of the abdomen. And itâs very painful, I can tell you. So I was hooked up to the IV for ages being pumped full of medicines. I wasnât allowed to eat, I lost so much weight. It was terrible.â
Alice stopped sucking on her icy-pole and stared at her Grandad. How come heâd never told her before?
âMind you, things are better these days. Procedures have improved. Medicines are more effective. Itâs not as dangerous now as it was fifty-five years ago.â He smiled. âStill, Iâm very glad that you didnât have a ruptured appendix.â
âMe too,â said Alice, finishing off her icy-pole. She had a sudden vision of her appendix being plucked out of her by a surgeon, all pink and plump and whole. She wondered if sheâd feel any different without it.
Pretty soon the nurse came back. âIf youâre feeling okay, weâll move you to a recovery room.â
âIâm feeling okay,â said Alice with a big smile. âBut will my body be all right without an appendix?â
âYouâll be just fine without one,â explained the nurse patiently. âThe human body doesnât really need the appendix to function properly. In fact, for many years doctors thought that the appendix had no real purpose.â
âBut it does have a purpose?â asked Alice.
âWell, yes,â admitted the nurse. âThecurrent theory is that it stores good bacteria when youâre unwell.â
âSo itâs not good that I donât have one anymore?â Alice was feeling a little worried.
âBelieve me, your body will be a lot better now that itâs gone.â The nurse smiled and went to get an orderly to move the bed.
Alice couldnât help thinking about her missing appendix. Missing? Her hand suddenly went up to her throat. âDadâs gold.â
âRight here,â said Grandad. He reached into his pocket, pulled out the necklace and handed it to her.
Some time after Alice had gone to sleep, nurses came to wake her up. They kepttalking about wind and bowels, and also how she needed to wee.
Half asleep and fuzzy from painkillers, Alice was helped out of bed and brought to the toilet. She managed a little wee. The whole process was very dreamlike. In fact, come morning, Alice wasnât even sure that it had really happened.
A nurse bustled in and woke Alice, insisting she had to go to the toilet again.
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