hard at the stripe around the boxy device that allowed a zerpy of Wilburps’s type to view and record everything around it. It could take in whatever seemed of importance in any direction, three-sixty on the horizontal plane with additional detectors on the bottom and especially the upper surfaces to let it keep tabs on what was there. Ormelexian technology included more than a few wonders, like zerpies that could record in all directions and then process the input to produce fine-focused images at any distance from it up to an earth half city block away, all without moving parts. Nerber kept his face close to the zerpy and muttered to himself knowing that when he was so close his mouth could not be seen by the visual system and since he was actually muttering nonsense sounds even the zerpy’s acute auditory system could not pick up signals it could translate into meaningful sounds to report to the producers. “The signal has cleared and you are told to step back so you can be understood or you are useless for the program,” Wilburps said. “That must have been interference with our signals due to factors in the planet’s atmosphere or the inhabitant’s technologies that the producers did not anticipate. Surely it will be a learning opportunity for them. You appear to be working okey-my-dokey now.” “Is there something you want to confide to me, Nerber?” “I am on an adventure of discovery but there is some stuff I came with anticipation for. Be ready, be ahead, be the winner.” “Pithy but obscure. Request you put the pieces in a row to make them all show your meaning with no secret stuff.” “Secrets make for more I-must-see-each-episode-to-know-what-will-happen show material. Every group guessing is good Pacification By Distraction With Entertainment.” “But those in charge should know all the bitsy pieces of what is being planned and done.” “Noted with precision, Wilburps. So all with their eyes open can see that reversing of the things makes the picture happen too.”
Chapter 07 Eighteen-inch wide Wilburps sitting firmly on the six-inch wide top of the decorative side railing of the gazebo would have seemed noteworthy but perhaps risky to most people. The zerpy hovering an inch above that board would have been a major point of interest but there were no Earth inhabitants there to see it. “At home no one thinks a zerpy hovering is strange. But as they say on what we have now confirmed they call Earth, when in romance, do as the romancers do. At least your talk-talk gets better as we get update transmissions.” “This should be okey-your-dokey. If local beings look upon us they will see you as resting on that barrier.” “You are having doubting thinking about what, Nerber?” “After these first encounters I am worry-warting that things are so strange here. There is the need to be first to complete the challenges to win but running fast into the spinning thing what they call a fan seems not to be clever. So much is not what I was told it should be like here.” “I am required to correct your just said statement. You were told what it might be like here. Nothing was for surely certain.” “Understood. The bottom-most lineage though is that we are here to provide Pacification By Distraction With Entertainment for the masses and there may be more interesting ways to do that than the list of challenges. Those were selected by Ormelexians with no true experience of what it is like here, only what has already been done on shows at home. I am here so I can explore and maybe find more interesting things even if they slow me in completing the list of official challenges.” “Be remembering that you are mainly a tool of the producers who sold the show because of what they promised would happen. They can transport us back at any time if they decide you are not fulfilling their wants or needs.” “So you are sending them my every word and thought despite my efforts