Fleeced: A Regan Reilly Mystery by Carol Higgins Clark Page A

students thought was for babies, and three were stained teapots that would require scrubbing with industrial strength denture cleanser.
    They were now being packaged by the clerk, who seemed to think that everything in the shop was some sort of treasure.
    “Students,” Maldwin said, pointing to a stack of china dishes. “These should never be stored without a protective pad between each plate. The pad can be made of bubble wrap, if need be, but the plates will scratch each other if they’re not-”
    Maldwin’s cell phone rang.
    Thank God, Blaise thought.
    “I thought you said cell phones were rude,” Vinnie Checkers mumbled. He was clearly the troublemaker student. Maldwin wasn’t sure why he had even signed up for the class. He looked like an extra from
Grease.
    “They are rude when they disrupt meals, entertainment, or if the cell phone user insists on carrying on his business in a loud voice on trains, buses, and in other public areas.” Maldwin sniffed as he pulled the phone out of his breast pocket. “Otherwise, they are most handy… hello… what?… oh my… another party tonight… we will return to the city at once… it should take a couple of hours.” He hung up the phone as fear seized his stomach and began a slow gnaw.
    “What’s the matter, Maldwin?” Albert Ketler asked, his mouth hanging open in a most unbecoming fashion. It had occurred to Maldwin that he had a constantly befuddled look about him. Another one who was only accepted because the school is just getting started, Maldwin thought.
    “We are returning to the city. Miss Lydia is having another party this evening.”
    “Another party?” Vinnie asked. “I thought we were getting out early today.”
    “You knew when you signed up for this course that it would be intensive. And flexibility is an important part of any butler’s life. You have to be ready at a moment’s notice to go with the flow, as they say,” Maldwin said as the clerk came back with the packages.
    “We’re getting in some good pieces next week,” he said, peering owlishly through his glasses as he handed Maldwin his credit card and receipt. “Be sure to come back.”
    “Serving plates are what I need.” Maldwin handed him his card. “If you get any good ones, let me know.”
    “Everybody breaks them.”
    “Tell me about it.” Maldwin turned to his assembled group. He raised the walking stick that he always carried on his excursions. “Follow me!” He led them out to the thirty-year-old Vista Cruiser station wagon that Lydia had had since she was a teenager.
    “It’s the one part of my old life that I don’t want to give up,” she’d told Maldwin.
    Vinnie opened the back door and climbed into the third row of seats, with Albert close behind him. The two had bonded quickly in the first week of class and wanted to sit as far away as possible from the teacher. It had been a late night last night, an early morning this morning, and they were both hungry and tired. And now it would be another late night. They were both hoping for a little nap time in the car.
    No such luck.
    Little Harriet, the only girl in the group, had jumped in the front seat with Feckles.
    “Can we listen to the etiquette tape on the way back?” she asked hopefully.
    Vinnie and Albert groaned as Blaise Bowden, the quiet loner, took a seat by himself in the second row.
    “Of course we will,” Maldwin said as the station wagon bounced out of the bumpy driveway and past a big WELCOME sign. “But first we will go over all the mistakes you made last night. Vinnie,” he called, “how could you improve your performance of last night?”
    “You mean after the party?”
    Maldwin winced as Vinnie and Albert chuckled.
    “No, I mean in your role as butler.”
    Vinnie frowned. “I think I did pretty good last night.”
    Harriet turned around and looked at him. “You’re not supposed to put ice cubes in red wine.”
    “Don’t insult my mother!” Vinnie said. “She liked her red