street several times over the years, but have never been inside the Mons, something I feel guilty about since I’m an area reporter with a background on the subject. I researched for the movie Showgirls in the early 1990s and interviewed dancers in most every nude and topless club in Las Vegas. I’m long beyond squeamish. Given my insight into the mechanics of the flesh industry, Joe’s suc- ap cess is a mystery. He can’t sell alcohol and only makes money off the Mar door. Nonalcoholic nude clubs I’ve visited skidded by selling ten-dol- t lar sodas and offering questionable backroom encounters with danc- Fo ers who wore evening gloves to cover the needle marks in their arms. gni By all accounts that’s not the Mons modus operandi, and none of the K e Mons dancers I’ve met fit that image. Sure, some of Mons’s success can ht be attributed to its mystique. There’s a novelty in saying you’ve been to 93 a club from the national headlines. But what keeps customers coming back, or even risk their lives to get here? Down the street a kitschy alien spaceship flashes like a beacon atop 2001 Nude Odyssey, one of Mons’s competitors. A couple of college- age guys leaving a hotel bar a few doors down don’t even glance at it. They dart out across the busy highway, laughing as passing drivers blow their horns. One in an SMU ball cap briefly loses his flip-flop and narrowly avoids becoming roadkill. Does the Mons offer big-screen NFL replays and an unlimited sup- ply of opium as well as nude women who will rub breasts and butts all over you? I’m about to find out. Well, as much as a straight woman can. Inside the mirrored foyer, the door girl texts on her cell phone be- tween bites of a to-go salad. She stops cyber chatting long enough to take the SMU fans’ money and waves them through. The cover is twenty dollars, and if you look past her you can get a peek at why you’re paying it. On stage, a woman’s bare booty jiggles like Jell-O on a bumpy road. Beyond the threshold, Mons is a voyeur’s dream designed with the practicality of a Golden Corral. Mirrored walls and ceiling tiles allow customers to see dancers from almost every angle. A disco ball hangs proof from the ceiling, one of the few modest attempts at decoration. Multi- colored spotlights frame the stage. Reflective of Joe’s matter-of-fact personality, the club makes no pre- tenses about what it’s selling. Plain and simply, Mons is a lap dance factory. Continuous black leatherette couches that look like bench seats for a 50-yard-wide Impala snake through the room. There are few tables. No TVs, no cozy booths, and no private VIP rooms, which are staples at most strip clubs. Not that there’s a need for separate rooms at this point. Only forty customers are scattered about, including a handful of women with boy- friends or husbands. ad Being the only unescorted female, I draw curious glances from a ir couple of geeky guys in glasses with shirts buttoned to their clavicles. I olF take the nearest seat and cease to exist. A clothed middle-aged woman eg is no competition for a three-ring circus of bare nubile flesh. nir On the octagonal stage, a woman scales the stripper pole like an F army cadet climbs a rope. She descends slowly, holding on by only her 04 inner thighs. Her long, wavy brown hair cascades toward the floor. She poses like a swan in flight, her body horizontal to the stage, back arched, neck stretched, and legs parted like scissors. The acrobatics are so artistic I forget she’s wearing nothing more than 8-inch platforms. Based on their expressions, the people sitting around the stage haven’t. On the back of the stage, a skinny blonde wearing only a cowboy hat forces her small breasts together to accept dollar bills from a couple in their late fifties. Along the front, a dancer in a string bikini top per- forms contortionist feats for a couple of guys in designer