in, smiling as though everyone had been waiting for him. He pulled up a chair next to Scott, ready for the show. He nodded at the woman. âTheresa met Donnie when he was doing community service. He got one hundred hours.â
Scott looked at Theresa and then at Donnie, who was following his chest into the ring. His head seemed to be attached to an invisible string coming from the ceiling.
âHe okay now?â Scott asked.
âOh yeah,â Johnny smirked. âHeâs an expert on the spin cycle.â
Turmoil stripped to a white cotton T-shirt from Champion Management.
âChampion Management,â Johnny chuckled. âI heard thattheyâre a bunch of chisellers. I know a waitress who hooked up with their lawyer, Douglas. She says heâs cheap as hell.â
Ownie set the timer and the two men moved slowly in the ring, shuffling, touching gloves. Turmoil was half a head taller, but Donnie was, in Ownieâs words, âwrapped tighter than a Christmas surprise.â It was well known that Donnie had a weakness for women
and
a nasty disposition. When he had sparred with one of Tootsyâs former fighters, he had punched the guyâs lights out and then
insulted
him. âYou couldnât do nothinâ with me,â Donnie had scoffed. âAnd I had sex twice before I came in here today.â
âTurmoil should be able to handle him easy,â predicted Johnny. âDonnieâs only a blown-up cruiser.â
Turmoil raced out, throwing punches.
âHey, man,â Ownie shouted. âPace yourself. Itâs not amateur hour, youâre not training for three rounds.â
âMan,â Ownie muttered, trying to process Turmoilâs performance in the ring. âYouâve got amateur written all over you, and not even that good of an amateur. Youâre not getting the power because youâre not delivering right.â
Pop!
Donnieâs jab struck Turmoil like a snake. Johnny shrugged surprise while Turmoil shook his head and moved forward.
Pop!
Donnie got through again.
An old man was sitting ringside in a wooden chair. He laughed uproariously, like this was funnier than Fibber McGee and Molly, better than vaudevillian braggarts and blowhards. He slapped his leg and stomped a white leather shoe. He needed no introduction. In his prime, before his hair was as white as his shoes, before Fibber met Throckmorton Gilder-sleeve, Suey Simms had racked up one hundred and thirty fights, starting as a feather and working his way up to welterweight. He had fourteen bouts in Madison Square Garden, the mecca of boxing, the amphitheatre for gladiators such asJoe Louis, Ali, and Duran. âSuey Simms was in the ring for twenty-five years,â he liked to say. âLong enough to get an indexed government pension.â
âIce!â Suey hissed each time Donnieâs jab connected. âIiiiice.â
The old man, who was wearing a red scarf and a plaid tam, continued to cackle. Johnny nudged Scott, and Theresa freed her lip, relieved. Turmoil looked at the dirty canvas, eyes wide and disbelieving, as Suey doubled over in a fit of coughing, stomping one leather shoe until he caught his breath and hissed again, âIiiiice.â
Three minutes ended with a buzz.
Ownie climbed into the ring, showed Turmoil something with his hands, and then climbed out. Puzzled, Turmoil stared at the canvas again. The corners of Donnieâs mouth curled into a smirk, like a flower opening to the sun. No one was paying his board, lining up fights, or hiring a trainer, no one was promising him a four-by-four; he was just a local fighter, as common as clay.
âItâs all right,â Ownie said to no one in particular, convincing himself. He turned to Scott, who pretended not to notice Donnieâs smirk. âItâs nothing we canât fix,â Ownie told the reporter. âYou see, some fighters soak everything up; they just want to learn, learn,
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