unhappy? She dug her nails into her thighs. This was so typically Morgan. He always knew just what to say to soothe hurt feelings. And it had almost worked on her. “Save it,” she said. “I’m not one of your flock.” Morgan’s eyes formed perplexed circles. Now was a good time to disappear before he demanded an explanation. A big part of the decision was because what she’d said hadn’t made a whole lot of sense to her either. But he could never know that. Owning it fully, Brook twisted on her heel and then sauntered from the priest’s office. * * * * * It was evening before Morgan felt he had a handle on himself enough to seek Brook’s company. She’d been pounding away all day. He’d feared what he’d find when he ventured out of his office. It wasn’t that his bright, sunny kitchen would be a dark den like all of the other rooms that concerned him. No, Brook had been engaged in physical labor for hours and he wasn’t sure he’d be able to look at her without picturing her in a shower. Only the promise of seeing her eyes darken in anger got him out of his chair. When he arrived at the kitchen entrance, he found her on a stool hammering nails through a sheet of plywood over the window behind the stove. She’d brought in a floor lamp from the living room for additional light. It was like a spotlight on her round bottom. Valiantly Morgan fought the lift of desire when he pictured himself offering to help her down. A whole interlude played out in his head within a second’s time. In the fantasy, Brook was the kind of female who would allow him to help her. And she’d fall into his arms. In reality she craned her neck around, catching him focused on her ass. A glare cast over her expression. It was true that he’d wanted to see those eyes dark with anger, but not for this. Abandoning his plan, Morgan got straight to the reason for his interruption. “Don’t let me interrupt,” he said. “I just wanted to make sure you’d brought an appropriate dress for tomorrow’s event.” The hand holding the hammer dropped dangerously close to her jeans. She twisted on the stool. Morgan’s heart lifted into his throat as he imagined how easy it would be for her to lose her footing and come crashing down. “I’m wearing my usual black pantsuit.” A quick laugh escaped him before he could hide it. Her pupils contracted and expanded. Restraining his smile, Morgan calmly said, “I’m afraid ladies aren’t allowed into the event unless they have a floor-length gown.” “I’m not a lady.” He had no clue how to respond to her terse answer. Her steady gaze and the regal lift of her chin implied she actually meant it. Perhaps she was getting confused with the old moniker given to women of noble birth. Morgan flapped his hand. “Ladies, women, females—they all must have a floor-length gown to attend.” “I’m not attending the event. I’ll be there as staff,” Brook said through barely parted lips. “Did you get a spot with the caterer?” Brook’s face crinkled, somehow looking at once perplexed and disgusted. “Huh?” “You said you’d be there as staff. Are you planning to carry a tray with canapés around?” “No. I’m attending as your bodyguard.” Perhaps it was her patronizing tone or the way she’d gestured mockingly toward him with both hands as if he weren’t capable of protecting himself that had him snapping. “On what Earth does a water conservationist need a bodyguard?” Brook blinked heavily, clearly confused again. Now that he’d bewildered her twice, he was able to calm his ire. “I won’t be able to explain why I need a bodyguard to the predominantly vanilla human guests. Besides, I’ve already told the planning committee that you’re my date. They’re expecting you to arrive with me. And they won’t let you inside unless you’re wearing a floor-length gown.” Brook pounced off the chair. “Then I guess we’re not going.” She stalked