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cops nosing around!"
"Sssh. Don't wake Leigh up. And don't mention the kidnap gig when she might hear you."
Chris spoke soto voce. "Talk to Bob Yeakel about checking with his DMV people on the license again. Maybe we can get a name that way, and turn it over to Dave DePugh. Then maybe he can lean on the guy to make him stop. I don't think this is Dot Rothstein, because I don't think she could squeeze into a sports car."
"I'll talk to Bob. And you're right, this isn't Dot's style."
Chris stubbed her cigarette out. Shaky hands--the ashtray jittered and spilled butts. "And ask Bob to give us some time off. Remember, he said he'd cut you loose on your second show if you helped out with those repossessions."
I nodded. Leigh walked in cinching her robe; Chris held her mash note up show-and-tell style. My stoic wife: "Dick, go to your father's house and get his shotguns. I'll call Nancy and Kay and have them bring some ordnance over."
* * *
My dad kicked loose two .12 gauge pumps. I called Bob Yeakel and batted 500: yes, Chris and I could have a few more days off; no, his DMV contact was out of town--there was no way he could initiate a license check. I buzzed Dave DePugh's office to pitch a kidnap skull session--the fucker was "out in the field."
The White Pages listed Sol Slotnick Productions: 7481 Santa Monica Boulevard. I drove out to West Hollywood and found it: a warehouse down the block from Barney's Beanery.
I shoved the door open; industrial smells wafted up. Sweat Shop City: rows of garment racks, sewing machines and pressers. Signs in Spanish posted, easy to translate: "Faster Work Means More Money"; "Mr. Sol Is Your Friend."
I yelled--nobody answered.
Cramped--I scissor-walked to the back. Three Border Patrol cars stood on blocks; a nightclub set stood on a platform: bar, tables, dancefloor.
Homey: sleeping bag, portable TV Foodstuffs on the bar: crackers, Cheez Whiz, canned soup.
"Yeah, yeah, I live here. And now that you have witnessed this ignominy, state your business."
Sol Slotnick, popping through bead curtains in a bathrobe.
"I also swiped this robe from the Fountainbleu Hotel in Miami Beach. Contino, what is this? First you steal Jane DePugh's heart, and now you come to torment me?"
Why mince words?
"I'm happily married, and I've got no interest in Jane. I was sent in to pull her out of that Commie group before she hurts herself. You should get out, too. There's an FBI plant in the group, and he's interested in _you_. The local FBI's got some bee in its bonnet that _Wetback!_ is pro-Red."
Sol grabbed a bar stool and steadied himself. Rainbow time: he went pale, then flushed bright-red. Lunch time: he wolfed a stack of saltines and Cheez Whiz.
His color stablizied. A belch, a smile--this clown digested grief fast. "I'll survive. I'll shift gears like when I lost my backing for _Tank Squadron!_ and doctored the script into _Picket Line!_ Besides, I just joined that fakoktah group to chase trim. I saw Jane on the street up by UCLA and followed her to my first meeting. You know, I think I want to marry her as well as drill her. I'm forty-nine years old, and I've had three heart attacks, but I think a young cooze like that could add another twenty years to my lifespan. I think this is one Jew she could seriously re-JEWvinate. I could make her a star, then trade her in for some younger poon before she starts cheating on me with handsome young greaseballs like you. Contino, tell me, do you think she'd consent to a nude screen test?"
The spritz had me reeling. Sol built a cracker/Cheez Whiz skyscraper and snarfed it. Fishbelly white to red and back again--the spritz hit overdrive. "You know, I'd love to use _you_ in a movie-- you and Janie, what a pair of filmic lovebirds you could be. Most of your publicity has been poison, but it's not like you're Fatty Arbuckle, banging starlets with Coke bottles. Dick, a wholesome young slice of
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