the mutter of other voices, then my fatherâs again:
âTHIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?â
More muttering, then:
âOKAY! OKAY, YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM, FINE! IâLL GO GET HIM.â
Slippered, stomping footsteps approaching. The door opens.
âDOUGLAS!â
I sit up. âWhat? What?â
âI want you to come out here.â
âIâm sleeping.â
âNo youâre not. You are awake. Your eyes are open. Now come out here. Some men wish to speak with you.â
Feigning grogginess, I crawl out of bed and shuffle down the hall after my stomping father.
A large policeman with a mustache is standing in the entryway. I do not like policemen. My heart was pounding hard before; now itâs bouncing off my ribs.
âCome along, Douglas,â my father says.
I edge closer. A smaller man, balding and wearing a green sweater, is standing beside the policeman. Melissaâs father. They are both looking at me.
âThatâs him,â says Mr. Haverman.
The policeman holds up his hand, silently asking Mr. Haverman to shut up. He says to me, âWell, son?â He has a nice voice.
âWell what?â
âI understand you were visiting Woodland Trails this evening.â
I shake my head.
âSee?â says my father. âHe was in BED. I TOLD you.â
A new voice enters the conversation. âWhat is going on here?â Itâs my mother, clutching the front of her bathrobe.
âGo back to BED, Andrea!â my father snaps.
She shudders as if his words were stones, then turns and shuffles back to her room.
The policeman says, âWhat time did you go to bed, son?â
âNine fifty-six.â
âYou know the exact time?â
âI always check the clock.â
âYouâre sure you werenât over in Woodland Trails?â
âIâve been in bed,â I say. âI donât even know what youâre talking about.â
âYouâre a lying little pervert,â says Mr. Haverman. âI know it was you in that tree!â
âIF HE SAYS HE WAS SLEEPING, HE WAS SLEEPING!â
âPlease, sirs,â the policeman says, giving both of them a look. He steps toward me and puts his hands on my shoulders. Each hand weighs about ten pounds. âLook me in the eye, son, and tell me where you were tonight.â
âI was asleep,â I say, the lie coming easily. âI was sleeping in my bed.â
The policeman keeps his hands on my shoulders for a few seconds as he stares into my eyes, then he turns to Mr. Haverman and says, âSir, the boy says heâs been at home.â
âI know what he says . Heâs lying.â
âIâm not lying,â I lie.
âMY son is NOT A LIAR!â
âHeâs been harassing my daughter at school. Staring at her. Everybody knows about him.â
âSir, did you actually see him? I know you saw someone up in that tree, but did you see him clearly enough to identify him?â
âIt was him.â
âYou might be asked to swear to that in court, sir.â
Mr. Havermanâs face changes. âI know it was him,â he says.
The policeman releases his grip on my shoulders.
âYes, but did you actually get a good look at his face?â
Mr. Haverman looks about to shatter.
âWould you excuse us for a moment,â the policeman says to my father. He guides Mr. Haverman out the door. They stand on the front steps talking in low voices for almost two minutes, then the policeman turns to my father and says, âSorry to have bothered you, sir. Have a good night.â
My father closes the door, then stands looking at me, his face twitching and pulsing. I think he is about to start shouting again, but after several seconds of that he shakes his head wearily and says, âGo to bed, Douglas.â
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