oddly, the plastic plants coated with dust, the floor missing half its linoleum. Wondering what Ruby Bee and Estelle had made of it, I went to the reception counter and tapped a silver bell.
When nothing happened, I repeated the action several times, and then dropped my bag and sat down on the arm of a sofa to decide what to do next. I might have been mistaken about the hotel. There was no sense of occupancy, and certainly no hint of a national contest in progress. Outside, there was life, albeit screaming, snarling, honking, exploding life. Inside, there was something very wrong.
“I had to report your salary,” said a male voice from the corridor beyond the desk. “I couldn’t help it, Rick. Those fuckin’ buzzards at the IRS will demand an audit this year, just like they did last year and the year before. So act like a good citizen and pay your income taxes like everybody else. Maybe you’ll get a medal one of these days.”
“Maybe I’ll shove it up your ass,” said a second voice.
“I’m an accountant, not a magician. I’ve got enough problems with the invoices and the cash flow and our arrangement with the union bosses. I don’t need you whining at me. You got problems with me, you call Mr. Gabardi and tell him all about them.”
A door slammed, ending what I could hear of the conversation. At least there were people within the hotel, which was marginally encouraging. If I sat long enough, perhaps I would get to see one of them, or even find out what the hell was going on with Ruby Bee.
The front door opened and an elderly man in a white jacket, a lime green shirt unbuttoned at the collar, and plaid pants entered the lobby. The top of his head was shiny and dotted with freckles, but there were tufts of white hair above his ears, and a few more shooting out of same. His skin was dark and deeply wrinkled, his nose reminiscent of a plum. He carried a small suitcase and a newspaper.
“How ya doing?” he said to me, then went to the desk, banged the bell, and shouted, “Rickie, my boy, show yourself! I am in need of a hot shower and a cold drink. Airplanes make me nervous in the stomach and sweaty in the palms, and now I want to relax.” His accent was a mixture of Brooklynese and Italian, his attire strictly Floridian retiree. All he needed to complete the ensemble was a pair of golf shoes.
An exceedingly ashen young man came through a door behind the desk, doing his best to smile. Even from my perch across the lobby, I could see the tic at the corner of his mouth and the unnatural bulge of his eyes. “Why, Mr. Cambria, how nice to see you again. No one told me you—” He spotted me, and his attempted geniality dried up. “Who are you? Another coconut from Kansas?”
The man glanced back at me with an uneasy frown. “Rick, you’re supposed to have this under control. Although Mr. Gabardi decided to have me stay here for the next few days, he still has faith that you know what you’re doing.”
The one addressed as Rick (and the one who’d been expressing his unhappiness about his taxes) took the other’s arm and tried to urge him around the end of the counter. “Please, wait in my office while I deal with this. There’s a bottle of very soothing scotch in the bottom right drawer of the desk. I will be honored if you will sample it, Mr. Cambria.”
Cambria refused to be urged one inch. “I would rather go to my room and make a call. A long distance call.”
“Of course you would.” He opened a drawer and took out a key. “You must stay in the penthouse. I’ll be up shortly to remove my things from your way, and I’ll bring the scotch and some ice. I’m afraid we don’t have maid service, but I myself will change the sheets and—”
“First, the call,” the older man said as he took the key, winked at me, and went to the elevator. Rick hurried after him in time to push the button, then stepped back and maintained a pained smile until the doors slid open.
Once Cambria had
When nothing happened, I repeated the action several times, and then dropped my bag and sat down on the arm of a sofa to decide what to do next. I might have been mistaken about the hotel. There was no sense of occupancy, and certainly no hint of a national contest in progress. Outside, there was life, albeit screaming, snarling, honking, exploding life. Inside, there was something very wrong.
“I had to report your salary,” said a male voice from the corridor beyond the desk. “I couldn’t help it, Rick. Those fuckin’ buzzards at the IRS will demand an audit this year, just like they did last year and the year before. So act like a good citizen and pay your income taxes like everybody else. Maybe you’ll get a medal one of these days.”
“Maybe I’ll shove it up your ass,” said a second voice.
“I’m an accountant, not a magician. I’ve got enough problems with the invoices and the cash flow and our arrangement with the union bosses. I don’t need you whining at me. You got problems with me, you call Mr. Gabardi and tell him all about them.”
A door slammed, ending what I could hear of the conversation. At least there were people within the hotel, which was marginally encouraging. If I sat long enough, perhaps I would get to see one of them, or even find out what the hell was going on with Ruby Bee.
The front door opened and an elderly man in a white jacket, a lime green shirt unbuttoned at the collar, and plaid pants entered the lobby. The top of his head was shiny and dotted with freckles, but there were tufts of white hair above his ears, and a few more shooting out of same. His skin was dark and deeply wrinkled, his nose reminiscent of a plum. He carried a small suitcase and a newspaper.
“How ya doing?” he said to me, then went to the desk, banged the bell, and shouted, “Rickie, my boy, show yourself! I am in need of a hot shower and a cold drink. Airplanes make me nervous in the stomach and sweaty in the palms, and now I want to relax.” His accent was a mixture of Brooklynese and Italian, his attire strictly Floridian retiree. All he needed to complete the ensemble was a pair of golf shoes.
An exceedingly ashen young man came through a door behind the desk, doing his best to smile. Even from my perch across the lobby, I could see the tic at the corner of his mouth and the unnatural bulge of his eyes. “Why, Mr. Cambria, how nice to see you again. No one told me you—” He spotted me, and his attempted geniality dried up. “Who are you? Another coconut from Kansas?”
The man glanced back at me with an uneasy frown. “Rick, you’re supposed to have this under control. Although Mr. Gabardi decided to have me stay here for the next few days, he still has faith that you know what you’re doing.”
The one addressed as Rick (and the one who’d been expressing his unhappiness about his taxes) took the other’s arm and tried to urge him around the end of the counter. “Please, wait in my office while I deal with this. There’s a bottle of very soothing scotch in the bottom right drawer of the desk. I will be honored if you will sample it, Mr. Cambria.”
Cambria refused to be urged one inch. “I would rather go to my room and make a call. A long distance call.”
“Of course you would.” He opened a drawer and took out a key. “You must stay in the penthouse. I’ll be up shortly to remove my things from your way, and I’ll bring the scotch and some ice. I’m afraid we don’t have maid service, but I myself will change the sheets and—”
“First, the call,” the older man said as he took the key, winked at me, and went to the elevator. Rick hurried after him in time to push the button, then stepped back and maintained a pained smile until the doors slid open.
Once Cambria had
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