less pronounced. Then came her handsome, white-haired husband, Ellsworth Grant, whom Kate had warned me was very rich. They were the parents of the actress Katharine Houghton, who had played Kateâs daughter in Guess Whoâs Coming to Dinner. Kate introduced me, saying, âThis is Scott Berg, my biographer.â
âWhoa,â I said, shaking hands with our hosts, who were somewhat taken aback themselves, knowing there had been a lifelong interdiction against giving writers personal access to the family. âLetâs not get ahead of ourselves.â
âWell,â said Kate, âI mean heâs learning everything there is to learn about me . . . because now heâs writing a piece about me for a magazine. Think of him as âthe man from Spy ,â â a reference to the magazine for which the Jimmy Stewart character worked in The Philadelphia Story. âNow this is Marion and Ellsworth Grant,â she said. âTheyâve been married forever, theyâve been in love with each other forever, and theyâve been sleeping with each other since they were fifteen.â
âKatty!â said Marion. âKate!â said I. And Ellsworth stood silent, grinning.
âWell, itâs true,â said Kate, âand you should be proud of it, because youâre still a damn good-looking couple. Now what are you doing to this place?â We trooped through the house, upstairs to the master bedroom, where Kate decided the bed was terribly positioned. âNow look,â she said, âyouâve absolutely got to move this bed. I mean, itâs crazy. Youâve got one of the most beautiful views in the world, and youâre not even waking up to it. Move it over here and youâll wake up to glorious sunrises, looking out onto the water. Itâs insane otherwise.â
âWell,â said Ellsworth, âwe like it here.â
âBut whatâs the point?â said Kate, now exasperated. âI mean whatâs the point of living in one of the most beautiful spots in the world, with one of the most beautiful views right out your window, and youâre refusing to look at it? Youâre hopeless. The both of you, I mean, just hopeless. Itâs a waste, this whole house is utterly wasted on the likes of you two. . . .â And we were off.
Back at Kateâs house we went into the kitchen to scare up lunch. Phyllis was already at work, preparing chicken salad. âDonât forget to slice the grapes,â Kate told her, obviously for the thousandth time. âVertically, not horizontally,â she added, turning to me to explain that they tasted different if they were cut across their equators. At the far end of the kitchen, between the second refrigerator, the cabinets, and a stove filled with boiling and steaming pots of all sizes, their lids clacking, hurtled a big manâtall and stockyâin a red sweatsuit and wearing a rooster cap, complete with cockscomb. Kate introduced me to her brother Dick. He offered a huge, hamlike hand.
âWelcome,â he said, holding a big spoon to my mouth. âNow taste this.â It was turkey soup, very hot, filled with vegetables. âNow, what would be good in that?â he asked, as he made his way to the cabinet in search of spices. He returned to the stove with cayenne pepper, then he removed a macaroni-and-cheese casserole from the oven and stirred a saucepan full of candied grapefruit rinds. âNow try one of these,â he said, handing me one of the cooled candies.
Kate was hungry, so we retreated to her side of the kitchen, where Phyllis was finishing the trays of chicken salad and green salad and toast and milk and zucchini soup. Each of us picked up a tray, though Kate paused at the counter to grab a dark chocolate turtle out of a two-pound box before entering the dining room. After cleaning our plates, Kate asked Phyllis to see if any of the pots on Dickâs stove
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