do you want Peter’s help or not?’
Peter and I stared at each other.
‘Kate, would you like my help or not?’
Out of the corner of my eye I could see the first of the Fat Camp auditionees nervously waiting in our reception.
‘Yes … please.’
‘Then I’ll help.’
‘Well, isn’t that nice? Kat-kins asked Peter nicely; Peter said yes. It’s like an adult game of Simon Says but with obesity problems and two adults with mild to severe anger issues.’
I turned away from both of them and pretended to type something on my phone. If we were playing an adult game of Simon Says then a small part of my brain I had absolutely no control over had gone back to thinking about Peter Parker’s penis, and I hated that part.
‘I have to go,’ Peter said, heading for the door, ‘but I have a good idea of what you need. Everything will be here by tomorrow.’ He marched off through Reception, the entire office watching with inappropriate levels of lust, everyone except Mark from Marketing who shot an imaginary web at him as he passed the photocopier.
The very next day two men from FedEx arrived at the office. They had hundreds of parcels from Peter Parker. He’d sent fitness packs for our Fat Campers , motivationalbooks, motivational CDs, handwritten lists of personal trainers, therapists, Women Only gyms, central London park runs, and suggested a fitness timetable. He sent over pedometers, booked sessions at running centres for the women to be fitted with proper running shoes and booked a session at Rigby & Peller for the women to be fitted with proper sports bras. From that moment on until the end of universal time Federico Cagassi was in actual love with Peter Parker—the boy who never smiles.
the story of assumption
A boy met a girl and a girl met a boy, they looked into each other’s eyes and they fell in love.
But the girl was from a different land, across a great sea, a land where people loved teapots, umbrellas and rain.
The heart of the boy and the heart of the girl ached when they were apart.
So the girl packed her bags and crossed the great sea, travelling high up into the mountains where the boy lived with many frogs and a selection of friendly snails.
She knocked on his door. He asked her inside. They looked into each other’s eyes and they knew they were in love.
Over time the girl became lonely. All her friends and family—the teapots and umbrellas—were all far away. The boy grew sad. He blamed himself for taking the girl away from her beloved afternoon tea paraphernalia. The feelings of blame became feelings of guilt. The boy withdrew from the girl, assuming she regretted her choice.
The girl didn’t understand why he no longer held her gaze, assuming he’d stopped loving her.
Their seeds of assumption grew like ivy; every day they assumed a little more based on the assumptions of the previous day.
One day the girl found herself packing to leave, packing to return to the land of rain and crumpets. Her eyes filled with tears, not love, her heart in pieces on the floor of lost dreams. She did not know what was left in the boy’s eyes because he no longer came home, too fearful was he of what he would see if he looked at her.
The boy lives in the mountains. The girl lives in the rain.
He assumes she’s happy now. She assumes the same.
money & the dream crusher—leah—31 years old
OK , so I am probably not the best person to ask because I hate my ex-husband, he is the devil incarnate, but if you want to know what I gave up for love I would say Every Single Part of My Very Self. For example, my ex’s bog-standard response if I wanted to pursue any of my own personal interests, ambitions or dreams was, and I quote ,
‘How dare you spend that money on yourself? You are so selfish. We are supposed to be a family.’
He could never see that my happiness and contentment might benefit us as a couple; that an extra qualification might further my career, increasing the amount of money I
Peter and I stared at each other.
‘Kate, would you like my help or not?’
Out of the corner of my eye I could see the first of the Fat Camp auditionees nervously waiting in our reception.
‘Yes … please.’
‘Then I’ll help.’
‘Well, isn’t that nice? Kat-kins asked Peter nicely; Peter said yes. It’s like an adult game of Simon Says but with obesity problems and two adults with mild to severe anger issues.’
I turned away from both of them and pretended to type something on my phone. If we were playing an adult game of Simon Says then a small part of my brain I had absolutely no control over had gone back to thinking about Peter Parker’s penis, and I hated that part.
‘I have to go,’ Peter said, heading for the door, ‘but I have a good idea of what you need. Everything will be here by tomorrow.’ He marched off through Reception, the entire office watching with inappropriate levels of lust, everyone except Mark from Marketing who shot an imaginary web at him as he passed the photocopier.
The very next day two men from FedEx arrived at the office. They had hundreds of parcels from Peter Parker. He’d sent fitness packs for our Fat Campers , motivationalbooks, motivational CDs, handwritten lists of personal trainers, therapists, Women Only gyms, central London park runs, and suggested a fitness timetable. He sent over pedometers, booked sessions at running centres for the women to be fitted with proper running shoes and booked a session at Rigby & Peller for the women to be fitted with proper sports bras. From that moment on until the end of universal time Federico Cagassi was in actual love with Peter Parker—the boy who never smiles.
the story of assumption
A boy met a girl and a girl met a boy, they looked into each other’s eyes and they fell in love.
But the girl was from a different land, across a great sea, a land where people loved teapots, umbrellas and rain.
The heart of the boy and the heart of the girl ached when they were apart.
So the girl packed her bags and crossed the great sea, travelling high up into the mountains where the boy lived with many frogs and a selection of friendly snails.
She knocked on his door. He asked her inside. They looked into each other’s eyes and they knew they were in love.
Over time the girl became lonely. All her friends and family—the teapots and umbrellas—were all far away. The boy grew sad. He blamed himself for taking the girl away from her beloved afternoon tea paraphernalia. The feelings of blame became feelings of guilt. The boy withdrew from the girl, assuming she regretted her choice.
The girl didn’t understand why he no longer held her gaze, assuming he’d stopped loving her.
Their seeds of assumption grew like ivy; every day they assumed a little more based on the assumptions of the previous day.
One day the girl found herself packing to leave, packing to return to the land of rain and crumpets. Her eyes filled with tears, not love, her heart in pieces on the floor of lost dreams. She did not know what was left in the boy’s eyes because he no longer came home, too fearful was he of what he would see if he looked at her.
The boy lives in the mountains. The girl lives in the rain.
He assumes she’s happy now. She assumes the same.
money & the dream crusher—leah—31 years old
OK , so I am probably not the best person to ask because I hate my ex-husband, he is the devil incarnate, but if you want to know what I gave up for love I would say Every Single Part of My Very Self. For example, my ex’s bog-standard response if I wanted to pursue any of my own personal interests, ambitions or dreams was, and I quote ,
‘How dare you spend that money on yourself? You are so selfish. We are supposed to be a family.’
He could never see that my happiness and contentment might benefit us as a couple; that an extra qualification might further my career, increasing the amount of money I
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