Mastering Multiple Position Sex by Eric M Garrison Page B

by being licked and stroked with your hand than throat-fucking some vacuous windpipe.
    Finally, I have one more secret to prevent choking or gagging on a penis. Just as carpenters use a drill stop to prevent a drill from going too deep, use your thumb during oral sex. Grasp his shaft so that your extended thumb is no higher than the lowest point that you want your mouth to travel south. Because of the slack in the skin over his cock, you’ll be able to move up and down on his cock without letting go—just be careful pulling on his pubic hair. When your mouth hits your thumb, you know that you’ve reached your comfort zone. If you want to try to go deeper—and that’s your choice, not his—you can shift your thumb to the side, and your mouth will then stop when it touches your index finger. Problem averted.
    Men believe that all oral sex is good, and few things exist to make it a turn off. Well, I can think of thirty-two things that can make a blow job awful: teeth.
    Light teeth on the underside can be an erotic tease, but not vigorous scouring. After all, it’s a cock, not a toothbrush. Also, ask him what he enjoys. If he says a finger in his ass with your mouth on the head of his cock, then there’s one recipe—but not the only recipe—for great head.
    Some women do not want to swallow because of the taste, because of emotional reasons, or for their health. Semen, which can taste bitter, neutral, or even sweet, is an example of how we are what we eat. Typically, the more fruit sugars in a man’s diet, the sweeter his semen will taste. Some foods, such as asparagus, give urine a strong smell and can make semen bitter too. If a woman tells her partner that she doesn’t want to swallow, then he will alert her before he is about to come. If he keeps having trouble timing his orgasm—“Honey, you’d better stop bobbing your head up and down”—then he may need to use a condom the next time. Problem solved.
    Which brings us to the last question: What if I’m not as good as the other blow jobs he’s had? I fail to understand why men and women feel that they’re somehow in competition with former sexual partners. I rarely hear, “What if my omelette isn’t as fluffy as the last one she ate?” or “What if I can’t make a fondue like his last partner did?” Have fun with it. It’s a blow job, not an audition or a contest. Each time you go down on him, try to incorporate one new technique or step listed on the right, and ask for his feedback. He will be so touched—and so grateful.
Call in the manual labor—your hands! With lots of spit and some head bobbing, he will be amazed at your oral skills, which can be 99 percent manual. Think of it as a combination hand job/blow job, or, as I say, “It’s like trying to talk and chew come at the same time.”
     
Circle the perimeter before you dive-bomb the target. His inner thigh, perineum (the area between his penis and rectum), and his rectum are full of nerves. Use them to drive him crazy, and to teach him more about his own body.
     
Ignore the conundrum of whether to spit or swallow. You can choose to swallow—or spit into a cloth or napkin.
     
You can start with a blow job and switch to a hand job and let him come in your hand. You can tell him to wear a condom. You can say that it is okay to come on your face or breasts or on your feet, but not in your mouth.
     
Send him to heaven with your skills, but watch those pearly gates. Teeth rarely go well with oral sex, so pull your lips back as though you’d lost your dentures, and take it from there.
     
    “Few men like to leave a bedroom looking like they ran their cock through the office shredder—or got caught in a spicy gay threesome with Wolverine and Edward Scissorhands.”
    Singing Her Praises: One Way to Go Down on Her
    After you both enjoy a romantic bath or shower, allow her to continue showering while you excuse yourself, warm her towel and bathrobe in the clothes dryer, and prepare the