Me and Miranda Mullaly

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sharing a couple of laughs about Penn Valley Middle School. Perhaps something about how stupid the teachers are.
    â€œDoesn’t it all seem so long ago?” Miranda will ask.
    â€œIt all seems to be a dream, looking back on it now,” I will say, squeezing her hand.
    Miranda will walk me to my classroom and there we will part for only an hour. Miranda will promise me she will read her art history text and not miss me too much. I will promise Miranda I will meet her after class on the steps of the Widener Library. (Did you know the library at Harvard is called the Harry Elkins Widener Memorial Library? Now you know. Good for you, Mr. Minkin, you’re learning something.)
    And all this will happen despite the handicap of having had Robert Minkin as my eighth-grade English teacher.
    Sam Dolan
    January 18th
    English 8A
    Mr. Minkin
    Suggested Writing Prompt:
Where do you see yourself in five
years? What will your life look like? What important relationships
will be in your life? Explain.
    Hey Mr. Minkin,
    Another great question. I am really enjoying these writing prompts.
    And five years is a good future time to think about. It’s going to be great in five years. I’ll finally be out of school and have my chance to move to New York or Los Angeles (wherever Miranda ends up) to start my career as a professional funny person. Maybe doing standup about my sisters or doing stunts for funny movies. I decided to turn “Watch This!” into a book and it’s already way better than the stuff Johnny Knoxville comes up with. Someone should pay me for it!
    Dad and I have talked about it but I made himpromise he wouldn’t tell Mom. I know she’ll say I should go to college. It’s not like I have anything against college. I mean, I’m sure it’s great for some guys but I just imagine college with a whole bunch of dorks like Duke Samagura carrying around briefcases and wearing sports jackets. Besides, I don’t want to waste any time. I just want to get out there and make people laugh.
    An awesome question, once again, Mr. Minkin!
    Chollie Muller
    January 18, 2015
    English 8A
    Mr. Minkin
    Suggested Writing Prompt:
Where do you see yourself in five years? What will
your life look like?
What important relationships will be in
your life? Explain.
    Dear Mr. Minkin,
    Are we going to be in high school in five years?
    If so, I’m hoping I’ll be on the basketball team and we’ll be in the middle of a great season.
    And I’m hoping Billy gets back on his feet and gets a job or goes back to school.
    And then, most importantly, if all goes as planned, I’ll be preparing for the prom with Miranda Mullaly. I’ll have a license by then and I’ll borrow Dad’s car and I’ll rent a tuxedo and Miranda will wear a pretty dress and I’ll say “Holy Moley!” and Billy will be super impressed as Miranda and I drive off for the prom.
    So that’s where I plan to be in five years. In high school, on the basketball team, with Miranda Mullaly as my girlfriend.
    The future looks bright!
    Miranda Mullaly
    January 18, 2016
    English 8A
    Mr. Minkin
    Suggested Writing Prompt:
Where do you see
yourself in five years? What will your life look like
? What important relationships will be in your life? Explain.
    I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I can see Tom and me in the future, holding hands walking across a tree-lined college campus. I’m thinking Williams or Amherst, or maybe Swarthmore, if we decide to stay closer to home. We’ll both have books under our arms; Tom will probably study Economics, I just know it! I’ll probably have about ten worn and dog-eared paperbacks, doing my research for my thesis on Jane Austen.
    Tom and I will sit down under an elm tree, or maybe a chestnut. Of course we’ll have a blanket and there will be apples and all the other students will pass by us and wish they had thelove we have. Professors will pass us

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