Friday.â
âWell, since youâre so smart, you can help me come up with an idea.â
âHowâs this? Put a mirror at the front of the class, then count how many girls look at themselves as they come in.â
âGuys too,â I say. âDonât forget Brendan. Except itâs been done a million times. Though maybe I can do something on the narcissistic male.â
âDo a freak test, not a sleaze test. Dress up all emo, then get their reactions. See who reacts with hate, see whoâs surprised.â
âWhy go emo? I can just be me. Parapsychology is an offshoot of psychology, right? Ladies and gentlemen, step right up! Watch Cassie Stewart aka Spassie Cassie ditch her body and infiltrate someone elseâs! Experience the thrill! Any volunteers?â
Leanne looks horrified.
Then I get a brainstorm. âIt doesnât have to be an OBE. I could do card tricks. Okay, not card tricks. Theyâre pretty explainable. But something paranormal. And statistical, like how many times the Magic 8 Ball gets the right answer. What do you think?â
âAsk again later.â
I Google paranormal and get 32,100,426 hits. âWow. This stuff sure is popular. Telepathy, ESP, psychic healing, telekinesis, astral projection, out-of-body and near-death experiences, channeling, remote viewing, et cetera, et ceteraâitâs all here on the Internet.â
âYou forgot the Easter Bunny,â Leanne says, snapping the locket shut. She sits up, then folds her legs in a half-lotus pose. âSeriously, what if you really are psychic? Can you imagine? You could ace your finals. Even better, you could know when someoneâs lying when you ask their opinion, like if youâre worried you look fat in a skirt or something.â
âYouâre the only one Iâd ask that,â I say.
âYou could know whatâs going through Zackâs head. You could find out what he really likes. You know, in a girlfriend. Then you become her. Trust me, this is my area of expertise. I know what Iâm talking about.â
I have no doubt. Didnât she make herself over for Josh? âI was her,â I reply. âLiterally. Remember Stephanie? Anyway, I already told you, Iâm not psychic. I canât read minds.â
âI have a theory about that. You know how a radio station can pick up another stationâs signal? Like when Iâm driving and weâre listening to country and suddenly we get rap. Youâre like a car radio. The jolt to your head turned your brain into some kind of receiver.â She looks over at Oreo. âThink of it as leakage.â
âGreat. Youâre saying I should wear diapers on my head?â
âIâm just trying to figure it out,â she says testily. âDo you want my help or not?â
âSorry,â I murmur. âBetter to be psychic than psycho, I suppose.â
âExactly. Youâre experiencing the other personâs mind, except youâre blocking out their thoughts. All you need is a little fine tuning.â
I shut my laptop. âThat makes no sense whatsoever.â
âLike jumping into someoneâs body makes sense?â She pushes her legs into a tighter knot. âYou have to concentrate really hard. You have to pull in their thoughts. Too bad you never know when itâs going to happen. You could totally cash in.â
âActually, I have a theory too. I donât think itâs so random.â I tell her how just before I zoned out, I wanted to be Vardina. How I wanted to be Stephanie. How I wanted to be her . âItâs like making a wish, except I really have to feel it.â
She smiles. âIâm flattered. Sometimes I want to be you too.â
I smile back.
âOkay, so letâs try it,â she says. âLetâs see if you can pick up a signal.â
âWhat, now? You want me to jump into your body
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