Renault, I think. Yes, Iâll have a change. Alec says the Renaults are good. A blue Renault, a false smile, borrowed jewels, man-made boobs. But the whole is greater than the parts. Before I leave for Europe, Iâll find myself. And Harriet. For some reason, it is suddenly important that she understands.
It was ten minutes after one by the time Lisa arrived at the restaurant. Sadie Fisher, already toying with a second glass of wine, hailed her friend enthusiastically. âIâm booked in,â she whispered excitedly. âLiposuction and a couple of tucks; soon be back to normal. Only a few weeks to wait.â
Lisa smiled and sat down. At the rate Sadie consumed carbs, she would never be anything approaching normal. âSorry Iâm late â got a bit tied up at the shop. Have you ordered?â
âNo.â
âIâll just have a green salad and a bit of chicken ââ Lisa patted her flat stomach â âor I could well be joining you in the liposuction stakes.â She smiled to herself while Sadie placed the order. Roast beef and all the trimmings? At lunchtime? No wonder the woman needed surgery. âDid you have a good morning?â
Sadie shook her head. âThe boss is down with irritable bowel syndrome again, so guess who had to run the department? Yours truly. Itâs all very well, but sheâll turn purple if I order the wrong accessories. Some nice handbags in today. You must come and look.â
The food arrived. Lisa picked absently at lettuce and chicken, tried not to watch while Sadie stuffed herself. Still, near-starvation did pay off. Sadie was two years younger than Lisa, though she looked at least five older. That was the high price of indulging an over-healthy appetite.
Sadie was staring longingly at the pudding trolley when hell broke loose. Lisa, with a forkful of chicken halfway to her mouth, forced herself to clamp her lips closed when the whirlwind descended on her. A short, rounded woman, with dark curls and a toddler clutched to her chest, appeared at the side of their table. With her free hand, she grabbed a lock of Lisaâs hair and pulled so hard that several strands were loosened. âItâs you,â she screamed.
Cutlery clattered on to plates, and a heavy silence hung over the small room. A waitress who had been pouring coffee gasped when she saw overspill gushing across a pristine cloth. That gasp sounded like the advent of an easterly gale, so quiet were the diners. A chef appeared in the kitchen doorway, cleaver held high in preparation for whatever he might find.
Lisa stood up. âI beg your pardon?â
âItâs you,â repeated the newcomer. âYou and my Jimmy.â
âI know no one named Jimmy,â Lisa said coldly. Her hair had cost a fortune only yesterday. Oh God, the shame of it. The whole town was going to be buzzing with gossip within minutes.
âI saw you. So did the detective who works for me. Youâre meeting in Jimmyâs motherâs bungalow while sheâs in Eastbourne. Before that, you used the Pack Horse Hotel. You canât fool me, bitch.â
Lisa dropped back into her seat. âIâm sorry. I donât understand.â
âOh, really? Well, this is Daisy, mine and Jimmyâs youngest. We have three of them. You are having an affair with Daisyâs dad, my husband.â
Sadie Fisher forgot all about the puddings. She sat back and watched while Lisa Compton-Milne got dragged off her double-barrelled pedestal. The girls were going to love this one! As soon as it was over, sheâd be on her Nokia mobile to Sandy, Mavis, Helen and . . . Wonderful. It seemed that the tiny intruder had more strength than most wrestlers.
âI know of no one named Jimmy,â Lisa repeated. âTake your hand from my arm, please.â
âBut you know the Pack Horse, eh? And that little bungalow halfway up Blackburn Road: roses in the garden,
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