hungry. Mrs. Alexander just about had a fit after paying for Abbyâs dancing lessons and everything, but we took sandwiches and punch and cookies out to them. Mrs. Alexander had old-fashioned food instead of pizza and stuff. They quieted down after that.â
âWhat a relief,â said Mr. Quimby. âI was worried about those poor hungry kids out there in the cold.â
âDad, youâre just being silly.â Beezus giggled and continued, âI didnât really want to dance anyway. At least not yet, not until boys get over being such little kids.â
âWell, how do you like that?â said Mr. Quimby. âMy dancing lessons wasted. Those boys had probably shined their shoes and didnât want girls stepping all over them.â
Ramona could see her sister was so happy she didnât mind being teased. âBut what about the night crawler?â she asked.
âWhen we brought out the food, they threw it back in the grass,â Beezus explained.
Ramona was only slightly disappointed. âDid you get anything to eat?â What was the point of a party without food?
âOf course,â said Beezus. âYou donât think weâd let the boys have everything, do you? We ate the salad and the ice cream.â
âIâm so glad you had a good time, dear,â said Mrs. Quimby. âNow wash your face good with soap and run along to bed. Itâs almost midnight.â
Beezus paused in the doorway. âYou know something?â she asked. âI donât think Abby and I are the popular type. And you know something else? I donât care.â
âIâm glad you feel that way,â said Mrs. Quimby with a tender smile. âI wish I had been that sensible when I was your age.â
â Câest la vie ,â said Beezus and, as she headed to the bedroom, added to Ramona, âThatâs French for âThatâs life.ââ
Ramona made a face. â Au revoir .â She had picked up a word or two of French herself.
âYou, too, kiddo,â said Mrs. Quimby to Ramona.
Ramona snuggled against her mother, stalling for time, and said, âIâm glad I have a nice plain mother instead of a mother with hair you could scour pans with.â If she could postpone going to bed, she might get to hear what her parents would say about Beezus.
âThank you.â Mrs. Quimby smiled affectionately and rumpled Ramonaâs hair. âBut compliments wonât keep you out of bed. Now run along.â
Ramona pattered on light feet down the hall and climbed into bed. Her next-to-last thought, before she fell asleep, was, I canât wait to tell Daisy. Her last thought was, Iâm glad Beezus is still sensible on the inside.
7
THE GROWN-UP LETTER
I t was almost Thanksgiving when Ramona decided that she liked Mrs. Meacham most of the time. Not that Mrs. Meacham did not have flaws. She did, in Ramonaâs opinion. Mrs. Meacham was enthusiastic about spelling and especially enjoyed words with silent letters such as knit and wrist . She was also a stickler for pronunciation and corrected anyone who said âgonnaâ or âshoulda.â âIf you donât pronounce correctly, you canât spell,â she said much too often, Ramona thought.
Most of the fourth grade thought Mrs. Meacham had another flaw. She confiscated any notes written by her class that were sailed, passed, or dropped on desks. She then read them for misspelled words and, if she found one, added it to the list on the chalkboard: Words We Need to Work On. She then tore up the notes and threw the pieces in the wastebasket.
The fourth grade thought this was unfair, but Ramona was not much concerned. By the fourth grade she had learned to put up with teachers. She was not concerned, that is, until one day when Yard Ape, on his way to the pencil sharpener, dropped a note on her desk. She picked it up and was about to read it when Mrs. Meacham
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