cheese
Procedure
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Using a large sauce pan (soup pot), melt butter on medium heat. Add onions and garlic and sauté for five minutes.
Next add Worcestershire, cayenne, mustard, salt and white pepper, cooking for an additional five minutes. Add the flour and stir constantly for one minute, until bubbling.
Gradually stir in the broth, cream and beer and cook until thickened, stirring constantly.
Add your cheeses and stir until melted. Reduce heat to low and simmer, stirring frequently until ready to serve. Try not to let the soup come to a full boil.
Servings: 8
Dick’s Difficulty Gauge: Moderately difficult
Preparation Time:
Cooking Time: 30 minutes
Total Time: 30 minutes
Dicks Tips
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When stirring in flour Dick, it tends to clump up. An easy trick to smooth things out is to use a wire whisk here instead of a spoon. Also, milk products will burn easily and stick to the bottom of the pan if the heat is too high and it sits too long. (And it's a nightmare to clean.) So have your final ingredients on hand, close to the stove so that you can stir the soup constantly.
Your mustard spice and will be in the spices section Dick. The Worcestershire and white pepper should already be in your cupboard since they’re Dick Staples, but if not you'll find the Worcestershire in the condiments section by the sauces. The Dick Factor: Fancy this up by serving with fresh parsley or some Dick's Croutons floating on the soup bowl.
Chili on a Bender
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Okay Dick, this is a little more challenging...not hard, just time consuming but perfect for your Super Bowl Party. So grab yourself a couple of beers (one for you, one for the chili), put on some tunes and prepare to make a kick ass pot of chili.
3
cups
Six Month Mari-Me-Nara Sauce or alternate spaghetti sauce
1
can
Diced tomatoes - drained
1
can
Red Kidney Beans - rinsed and drained
1
can
Baked Brown Beans
1
can
Condensed Cream of Tomato soup
1
cup
Corn
¼
cup
Beef Bouillon concentrate (or five cubes)
¼
cup
Chili Pepper sauce
20
shakes
Frank's Red Hot sauce
10
shakes
Worcestershire sauce
10
shakes
Tabasco sauce
2
sqrs
Bakers Semi-sweet chocolate (trust me on this Dick)
2
tbsp
Butter
1
cup
Spanish Onion - chopped
1
Green pepper - chopped
1
cup
Mushrooms - chopped
4
Garlic cloves - crushed
1½
lbs
Lean ground beef
1
pkg
Chili Seasoning (Old El Paso is good)
1
can
Favorite Beer
½
lb
Bacon - chopped
Salt and pepper to taste
Procedure
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Combine sauce, tomatoes, beans, soup, corn, bouillon, chili pepper sauce, hot sauce, Worcestershire, Tabasco and chocolate in a large slow cooker turned to high. Cover and begin to warm.
Next melt the butter in a large frying pan on medium. Add onions, peppers, mushrooms and garlic then sauté for approximately ten minutes or until vegetables begin to soften.
Add ground beef and cook until browned.
Stir in chili seasoning and add your beer. Simmer on low for ten minutes and then transfer to the slow cooker, blending all ingredients.
Using the same pan, fry chopped bacon until golden, drain fat and transfer bacon to slow cooker.
Cook on high for at least four hours, then turn to low until ready to serve. Serve with garlic toast.
Servings: 10
Dick’s Difficulty Gauge: Moderately difficult
Preparation Time: 1 hour
Cooking Time: 4 hours
Total Time: 5 hours
Dicks Tips
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Make this in the morning Dick, as the longer it sits, the better it tastes. Also, you may want to freeze some left overs to use as The Dick Factor in Nascar Nachos.
Ciao Bella Steak
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What could be more beautiful than a perfectly grilled steak with an exquisite portabella mushroom sauce? Here's hoping it's your dinner companion Dick.
4
Rib Eye Steaks
1
tsp
Garlic powder Montreal Steak Spice to taste
2
tbsp
Butter
2
tbsp
Olive oil
2
med
Shallots, chopped
4
Garlic cloves, chopped or minced
½
cup
Red or white wine
2
cups
Portabella mushrooms, stem removed, washed and chopped (about 4 mushrooms)
1
jar
Teriyaki sauce - ready to
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