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                                                                  Jain âArdinâ?
                     âAve you never âeard tell oâ Jain âArdinâ?
The pride oâ the Compan
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âA gentleman who doesnât know the Circassian Circle ought not to stand up for it â puttinâ everybody out.â That was what Miss McKenna said, and the Sergeant who was my
vis-Ã -vis
looked the same thing. I was afraid of Miss McKenna. She was six feet high, all yellow freckles and red hair, and was simply clad in white satin shoes, a pink muslin dress, an apple-green stuff sash, and black silk gloves, with yellow roses in her hair. Wherefore I fled from Miss McKenna and sought my friend Private Mulvaney, who was at the cantâ refreshment-table.
âSo youâve been dancinâ with little Jhansi 2 McKenna, Sorr â she thatâs goinâ to marry Corpâril Slane? Whin you next conversh wid your lorruds anâ your ladies, tell thim youâve danced wid little Jhansi. âTis a thing to be proud av.â
But I wasnât proud. I was humble. I saw a story in Private Mulvaneyâs eye; and besides, if he stayed too long at the bar, he would, I knew, qualify for more pack-drill. Now to meet an esteemed friend doing pack-drill outside the guard-room is embarrassing, especially if you happen to be walking with his Commanding Officer.
âCome on to the parade-ground, Mulvaney, itâs cooler there, and tell me about Miss McKenna. What is she, and who is she, and why is she called âJhansiâ?â
âDâye mane to say youâve never heard av Ould Pummeloeâs 3 daughter? Anâ you thinkinâ you know things! Iâm wid ye in a minutâ whin me poipeâs lit.â
We came out under the stars. Mulvaney sat down on one of theartillery bridges, and began in the usual way: his pipe between his teeth, his big hands clasped and dropped between his knees, and his cap well on the back of his head â
âWhin Mrs Mulvaney, that is, was Miss Shadd that was, you were a dale younger than you are now, anâ the Army was difârint in sevâril e-senshuls. Bhoys have no call for to marry nowadays, anâ thatâs why the Army has so few rale, good, honust, swearinâ, strapaginâ, tinder-hearted, heavy-futted wives as ut used to have whin I was a Corpâril. I was rejuced aftherwards â but no matther â I was a Corpâril wanst. In thim times, a man lived
an
â died wid his regiment; anâ by naturâ, he married whin he was a
man
. Whin I was Corpâril â Mother av Hivin, how the rigimint has died anâ been borrun since that day! â my Colour-Sarâjint was Ould McKenna, anâ a married man tu. Anâ his woife â his first woife, for he married three times did McKenna â was Bridget McKenna, from Portarlington, like mesilf. Iâve misremembered fwhat her first name was; but in B Compâny we called her âOuld Pummeloeâ, by reason av her figure, which was entirely cir-cum-fe-renshill. Like the big dhrum! Now that woman â God rock her sowl to rest in glory! â was for everlastinâ havinâ childher; anâ McKenna, whin the fifth or sixth come squallinâ on to the musther-roll, swore he wud number thim off in future. But Ould Pummeloe she prayed av him to christen them after the names av the stations they was borrun in. So there was Colaba McKenna, anâ Muttra McKenna, anâ a whole Presidincy 4 av other McKennas, anâ little Jhansi, dancinâ over yonder. Whin the childher wasnât borninâ,
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