Seventy-Two Virgins by Boris Johnson Page A

English, that unless someone else stopped now, and got out of the car, he was going to open fire.
    By this time Barry White was running back outside, and Jason Pickel was following. When his ex-wife was later to sue the US Department of Defense for traumatic stress, it was on the grounds that he had failed to terminate the conversation, and she heard the whole thing.
    But now there was a new noise in Parliament Square. The first BMW 750 motorbike had arrived at the traffic lights by St Margaret’s, the forerunner of the precursors of the harbingers of the outriders of the cavalcade. A blue light flashed weakly in the sun. The cop waved a gauntleted arm.
    Indira was glad of the interruption.
     
     
     

CHAPTER THIRTEEN
     
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    And now that he could actually hear the police sirens, Dragan Panic began to wonder whether he had chosen the right place for succour.
    The Serb tow-truck operative looked at the men standing around him on the building site. They observed his face, pasty, sweaty, the moles like fleshy Rice Krispies that were the legacy of the air pollution that had been part of childhood in communist Eastern Europe.
    As soon as he had gasped ‘Where is police?’ he saw their burning eyes, hook noses and hairy black eyebrows that joined in the middle. He knew who they were.
    They were Skiptars. They were Muslims, almost certainly from Pristina. And they knew who he was.
    He was a Serb.
    ‘Here is not police,’ said the leading asylum-seeking brickie, whose family farm had been torched in a place called Suva Reka.
    They pressed round him, breathing silently, as a bunch of bullocks will press round a terrified picnicker, and drove him backwards.
    Handsomely rewarded under the terms of the Private Finance Initiative, the gang of Skiptars had efficiently driven in the piles of the new ministry. They had sunk huge corrugated sheets of steel into the grey loam of London, and now they were pouring lagoons of concrete between the sheets. Towards one of these pits of gravelly slurry they now herded their enemy.
    ‘What do you want, Serb?’
    Dragan saw it all. In fifty years’ time this building would be torn down for reconstruction by the next lot of asylum-seekers, from China, or Pluto, or wherever, and they would break up these concrete blocks to find his whitened bones.
    He dodged and ran. Then he tripped, and fell face first in the mud, and then he was up and running again, back down Horseferry Road towards the sirens and the chugging of another helicopter.
     
    Of course he wouldn’t admit it, not even to Grover, but Deputy Assistant Commissioner Purnell was deeply cheesed off by the arrival of the Black Hawk.
    It was his airspace. He had sovereignty. But the Black Hawk had somehow bullied away his Twin Squirrel, in a humiliating vindication of their brand names.
    ‘Are we going to tell them about it?’ asked Grover. He was thinking of the ambulance.
    ‘Let’s just concentrate on finding the thing.’
     
    Stuck in the gummy shade of London’s plane trees, the ambulance was waiting at yet another traffic light, this one at the back of Parliament Square by a statue of Napier. It was getting hotter in the cabin; the rusty metallic smell of freshly spilt blood rose from the back, and Jones was conscious of a sense of mounting disorder.
    Despite their enormous breakfast, Habib was now eating a tub of hummus, spooning it down with a tongue depressor he had found in the glove compartment.
    ‘Why do you eat it now?’ asked Haroun.
    ‘Show me where it is written a man may not eat on the eve of battle.’
    ‘But we are all about to die.’
    ‘We’ll be lucky,’ said Jones bitterly.
    He tried to concentrate on all the things he had to get right in the next five minutes.
    On leaving Parliament Square, the plan was to turn left up Whitehall, and then, just before the Cenotaph, to turn right at the Red Lion pub. There Dr Adam would supply them with a parking permit.
    It was very important, when they saw Dr