rooms above the funeral parlor with another woman...and the gossip took off from there.
Claussen went through the ritual over the body almost mechanically.
The words flowed from his lips like wine with the perfect intonation and breath control, but he was not aware of them. He saw only the plucked, slit, and hacked thing laid out before him staring up with blanched, bloodless eyeballs.
Claussen completed the ritual with a few prayers and an "amen". He turned and faced Lauters with a bizarre species of contempt on his rosy features. "The members of my congregation want something done, Sheriff. They demand resolution."
Lauters stared at him with unblinking, dead eyes. "We're doing all we can."
"Do more! Do it in the name of our Lord!" the Reverend exclaimed piously. "The dead deserve justice! The living, protection!"
Dr. Perry folded his arms and turned away, hiding a smile.
Wynona leaned forward, lifeless eyes examining a new type of insect.
"We're doing our best," was Lauters' only comment. He was visibly trembling, not the sort of man who liked to be told his job.
"One would think your best isn't good enough," Claussen said dryly.
Lauters face went red. "Now, listen here, Reverend. My mother taught me to respect the clergy. God knows I do my best. But don't you dare tell me my goddamn job," he said, finger stabbing the air. "I don't tell you how to pray, so don't you tell me how to run the law around here."
The reverend, electric with religious zeal and self-imposed holiness, stepped forward. "Perhaps someone should."
"Listen , you little sonofabitch, I've had all I'm going to fucking take--"
"Your profanities fall on deaf ears. Such talk is the work of a weak mind."
Lauters grabbed him by the arm, not too roughly. "That's it, Claussen. March your holier-than-thou butt right out the door before I kick your teeth so far down your God-loving throat that you--"
"Sheriff," Perry said, flashing him a warning look.
Claussen, his eyes bulging in fear, rushed out the door like something was biting his backside.
Wynona giggled. "My goodness."
Perry sighed. "Not a very good idea, Bill. If you make him angry he could turn his whole congregation against you."
Lauters bellowed with laughter. "He's already turned one of them against me," he said sourly. "My wife."
With that, he turned and left.
"My, what excitement!" Wynona exclaimed as best she could. "We never have this much excitement here. I feel as though I've stepped into a dime novel. Tsk, tsk."
Perry said, "You're a strange one, madam."
And she was. Perry could never understand a woman wanting to be an undertaker. But he honestly couldn't picture her doing anything else. Even her movements--the slow stiff motions of her skeletal fingers, that slat-lean face pulling into a skullish grin--bespoke a worker of death and graves. Wynona Spence looked much like the bodies she prepared for burial and was only moderately more animated. Whereas most women boasted of perfume, Wynona always smelled vaguely of chemicals and dry flowers.
"I still don't understand what attracts you to this profession," Perry said, shaking his head. "But I suppose, given your particular talents, you're well-suited."
Wynona smiled as if it was a compliment. "The sheriff really should control his outbursts, though," she said sincerely. "Not good for a man his age."
Perry lifted his eyebrows. "He's not even fifty yet, madam."
"He looks seventy," Wynona observed. "One of these days, I fear he'll be here as a customer." She sighed, looking at the corpse of Del Vecchio. "Well, we'll be glad to have him, won't we?"
Perry scowled. "He's not in the best of health. In the past year he's gone downhill. Must be the job."
"Stress. It takes the best of them. You can take my word for that."
"Ever since they lynched that Indian," Perry said, "he just hasn't been the same."
2
----
Joe Longtree came to the undertaking parlor less than an hour later.
Wynona saw him come in and her first
Claussen went through the ritual over the body almost mechanically.
The words flowed from his lips like wine with the perfect intonation and breath control, but he was not aware of them. He saw only the plucked, slit, and hacked thing laid out before him staring up with blanched, bloodless eyeballs.
Claussen completed the ritual with a few prayers and an "amen". He turned and faced Lauters with a bizarre species of contempt on his rosy features. "The members of my congregation want something done, Sheriff. They demand resolution."
Lauters stared at him with unblinking, dead eyes. "We're doing all we can."
"Do more! Do it in the name of our Lord!" the Reverend exclaimed piously. "The dead deserve justice! The living, protection!"
Dr. Perry folded his arms and turned away, hiding a smile.
Wynona leaned forward, lifeless eyes examining a new type of insect.
"We're doing our best," was Lauters' only comment. He was visibly trembling, not the sort of man who liked to be told his job.
"One would think your best isn't good enough," Claussen said dryly.
Lauters face went red. "Now, listen here, Reverend. My mother taught me to respect the clergy. God knows I do my best. But don't you dare tell me my goddamn job," he said, finger stabbing the air. "I don't tell you how to pray, so don't you tell me how to run the law around here."
The reverend, electric with religious zeal and self-imposed holiness, stepped forward. "Perhaps someone should."
"Listen , you little sonofabitch, I've had all I'm going to fucking take--"
"Your profanities fall on deaf ears. Such talk is the work of a weak mind."
Lauters grabbed him by the arm, not too roughly. "That's it, Claussen. March your holier-than-thou butt right out the door before I kick your teeth so far down your God-loving throat that you--"
"Sheriff," Perry said, flashing him a warning look.
Claussen, his eyes bulging in fear, rushed out the door like something was biting his backside.
Wynona giggled. "My goodness."
Perry sighed. "Not a very good idea, Bill. If you make him angry he could turn his whole congregation against you."
Lauters bellowed with laughter. "He's already turned one of them against me," he said sourly. "My wife."
With that, he turned and left.
"My, what excitement!" Wynona exclaimed as best she could. "We never have this much excitement here. I feel as though I've stepped into a dime novel. Tsk, tsk."
Perry said, "You're a strange one, madam."
And she was. Perry could never understand a woman wanting to be an undertaker. But he honestly couldn't picture her doing anything else. Even her movements--the slow stiff motions of her skeletal fingers, that slat-lean face pulling into a skullish grin--bespoke a worker of death and graves. Wynona Spence looked much like the bodies she prepared for burial and was only moderately more animated. Whereas most women boasted of perfume, Wynona always smelled vaguely of chemicals and dry flowers.
"I still don't understand what attracts you to this profession," Perry said, shaking his head. "But I suppose, given your particular talents, you're well-suited."
Wynona smiled as if it was a compliment. "The sheriff really should control his outbursts, though," she said sincerely. "Not good for a man his age."
Perry lifted his eyebrows. "He's not even fifty yet, madam."
"He looks seventy," Wynona observed. "One of these days, I fear he'll be here as a customer." She sighed, looking at the corpse of Del Vecchio. "Well, we'll be glad to have him, won't we?"
Perry scowled. "He's not in the best of health. In the past year he's gone downhill. Must be the job."
"Stress. It takes the best of them. You can take my word for that."
"Ever since they lynched that Indian," Perry said, "he just hasn't been the same."
2
----
Joe Longtree came to the undertaking parlor less than an hour later.
Wynona saw him come in and her first
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