not gonna have anythin' to do with either side. Me and my peg are gonna go back up in the mountains and let them folks kill each other. When they get it all sorted out, we'll come back and nod at whichever altar comes out on top as we go by."
"You keep calling this Zandramas 'she,' " Garion noted.
"Would you believe it's a woman?' the Karand snorted. "That's the foolishest thing I ever heard tell of. Women got no business mixin' up in men's affairs."
"Have you ever seen her?"
"Like I say, I don't mess around in religious stuff. Me and my peg, we just kinda keep to ourselves when it comes to that."
"Good way to get along," Garion said to him. "My friends and I have to go through that plain down there, though. Are Grolims all we need to worry about?"
"I can see you're a stranger," the Karand said, suggestively looking down into his empty tankard.
"Here," Garion said, "let's get another one." He fished another coin out of the pouch at his waist and signaled the serving man.
"The whole thang, friend," the garrulous owner of the pig went on, "is that in this part of the country, them Grolims always has troops with 'em. The ones as follows Zandramas, they got the army of the king of Voresebo with 'em. The old king, he didn't hold with none of this religious stuff, but he got hisself de-posed. His son decided the old man was gettin' too silly to run the country, so he set his pa aside and took the throne for hisself. The son's a squinty-eyed sort and he's lookin' to put hisself on the side most likely to win. He's throwed in with Zandramas, but then this Urvon fella, he comes along, and he's got this whole army out of Jenno and Ganesia and folks in armor and some real ugly big black dogs with him—not to mention all the Grolims. It's mean down there on the plains, friend. They're killin' and burnin' and sacrificin' prisoners on this altar or that. If it was me, I'd go a long way around all that foolishness."
"I wish I could, friend," Garion told him sincerely. "We heard that there were demons up in Jenno—off toward Callida. Have any of them shown up around here?"
"Demons?" The Karand shuddered, making the sign against evil. "None that I ever heard tell of. If I had, me and my peg would already be so far back in the mountains that they'd have to ship daylight in to us by pack train."
Despite himself, Garion found that he liked this gabbly old fellow. There was an almost musical flow to his illiterate speech, a kind of warm inclusiveness that paid no attention to any kind of social distinctions, and a shrewd, even penetrating, assessment of the chaos around him. It was almost with regret that Garion briefly acknowledged Silk's jerk of the head in the direction of the door. Gently, he removed the pig's head from his lap. The animal made a small, discontented sound.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to go now," he told the Karand as he rose to his feet.
"I thank you for your company—and the loan of your pig."
"Peg," the Karand corrected.
"Peg," Garion agreed. He stopped the serving man who was going by and handed him a coin. "Give my friend and his peg whatever they'd like," he said.
"Why, thank you, my young friend." The old Karand grinned expansively.
"My pleasure," Garion said. He looked down. "Have a nice day, pig," he added.
The pig grunted rather distantly and clattered around the table to his master.
Ce'Nedra wrinkled her nose as he approached the shady spot where the ladies had been waiting. "What on earth have you been doing, Garion?" she asked. "You smell awful."
"I was getting acquainted with a pig."
"A pig?" she exclaimed. "Whatever for?"
"You almost had to have been there."
As they rode along exchanging the information they had gleaned, it became evident that the owner of the pig had offered a surprisingly complete and succinct perception of the situation in Voresebo. Garion repeated the conversation, complete with dialect.
"He didn't really talk that way, did he?" Velvet giggled
"You keep calling this Zandramas 'she,' " Garion noted.
"Would you believe it's a woman?' the Karand snorted. "That's the foolishest thing I ever heard tell of. Women got no business mixin' up in men's affairs."
"Have you ever seen her?"
"Like I say, I don't mess around in religious stuff. Me and my peg, we just kinda keep to ourselves when it comes to that."
"Good way to get along," Garion said to him. "My friends and I have to go through that plain down there, though. Are Grolims all we need to worry about?"
"I can see you're a stranger," the Karand said, suggestively looking down into his empty tankard.
"Here," Garion said, "let's get another one." He fished another coin out of the pouch at his waist and signaled the serving man.
"The whole thang, friend," the garrulous owner of the pig went on, "is that in this part of the country, them Grolims always has troops with 'em. The ones as follows Zandramas, they got the army of the king of Voresebo with 'em. The old king, he didn't hold with none of this religious stuff, but he got hisself de-posed. His son decided the old man was gettin' too silly to run the country, so he set his pa aside and took the throne for hisself. The son's a squinty-eyed sort and he's lookin' to put hisself on the side most likely to win. He's throwed in with Zandramas, but then this Urvon fella, he comes along, and he's got this whole army out of Jenno and Ganesia and folks in armor and some real ugly big black dogs with him—not to mention all the Grolims. It's mean down there on the plains, friend. They're killin' and burnin' and sacrificin' prisoners on this altar or that. If it was me, I'd go a long way around all that foolishness."
"I wish I could, friend," Garion told him sincerely. "We heard that there were demons up in Jenno—off toward Callida. Have any of them shown up around here?"
"Demons?" The Karand shuddered, making the sign against evil. "None that I ever heard tell of. If I had, me and my peg would already be so far back in the mountains that they'd have to ship daylight in to us by pack train."
Despite himself, Garion found that he liked this gabbly old fellow. There was an almost musical flow to his illiterate speech, a kind of warm inclusiveness that paid no attention to any kind of social distinctions, and a shrewd, even penetrating, assessment of the chaos around him. It was almost with regret that Garion briefly acknowledged Silk's jerk of the head in the direction of the door. Gently, he removed the pig's head from his lap. The animal made a small, discontented sound.
"I'm afraid I'm going to have to go now," he told the Karand as he rose to his feet.
"I thank you for your company—and the loan of your pig."
"Peg," the Karand corrected.
"Peg," Garion agreed. He stopped the serving man who was going by and handed him a coin. "Give my friend and his peg whatever they'd like," he said.
"Why, thank you, my young friend." The old Karand grinned expansively.
"My pleasure," Garion said. He looked down. "Have a nice day, pig," he added.
The pig grunted rather distantly and clattered around the table to his master.
Ce'Nedra wrinkled her nose as he approached the shady spot where the ladies had been waiting. "What on earth have you been doing, Garion?" she asked. "You smell awful."
"I was getting acquainted with a pig."
"A pig?" she exclaimed. "Whatever for?"
"You almost had to have been there."
As they rode along exchanging the information they had gleaned, it became evident that the owner of the pig had offered a surprisingly complete and succinct perception of the situation in Voresebo. Garion repeated the conversation, complete with dialect.
"He didn't really talk that way, did he?" Velvet giggled
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