Iâve heard back from Starfleet Headquarters.
L: How nice to hear from my favorite people in the quadrant. And what do they have to say for themselves?
G: Theyâre happy to hear that Shermanâs Plague has been contained. Theyâre none too thrilled about your methods; however, theyâre willing to accept our interpretation of the statutes regarding genetic engineering.
L: Remind me again. What story are we using?
G: Donât be droll. They still want to punish you for breaking the regs.
L: Ah, yes. Demerits for a job well done.
G: Itâs nothing to make light of. I think there are some who wanted your commission, your medical license, and your scalp. Not necessarily in that order.
L: So why arenât they doing it?
G: Well, there was also a big push from about three million people whose lives you saved that said otherwise. It seemed easier to accept our take on the situation than cause an incident.
L: âAn incidentâ? Captain, Iâve seen some of the opinion columns down there. My favorites were, âwe should say weâve become more genetically enhanced than we really are and scare them into letting us have our wayâ and âletâs drop a beaker of Shermanâs Plague into San Francisco Bay and see how they like it.â
G: Well, thatâs the story and weâre sticking to it. Starfleet doesnât want a wholesale revision of the laws surrounding genetic engineering.
L: And why not? Iâve recently come to the conclusion that those laws could use a good reexamination.
G: In any event,
Doctor,
if Starfleet really wanted to take your commission, Iâm sure you could retire and live quite comfortably down on Shermanâs Planet. I understand from Administrator Orosz that thereâs talk about them putting up statues of you.
L: Oh, good grief.
G: Doctor, you just saved the lives of everyone on the planet.
L: Almost. Not all of them.
G: No, not all. But saving ninety-nine-point-five percent of the population isnât chicken feed.
L: If you say so. Percentage wise, itâs pretty good. In absolute numbers, thatâs 72,134 peopleânever mind.
G: I know. Itâs still a lot of people who died. But itâs a lot more people who lived.
L: A statue, hmm? Are they sure they want a statue for the person who might get them kicked out of the Federation?
G: You saved their lives. Iâd think anything after that is something theyâd rather deal with than dying.
L: My point all along.
G: For what itâs worth, I donât think the Federation is going to ask them to leaveâthey never have before. So they might be a bit healthier than the average human, so what?
L: Of course, thereâs never been a case like this before, where a society in the Federation completely reengineered itself.
G: True. But thereâs a first time for everything. I just donât want to think what might happen if a planet decided to do it without this sort of emergencyâsay, if the Bajorans decided to become stronger than the JemâHadar.
L: Speaking of first times for everything, how big is my statue going to be?
G: Oy. Have I just overinflated your ego?
L: Iâm a doctor. Our egos are naturally overinflated.
G: I suppose thatâs what happens when you have that much pressure placed on you.
L: Simple hydraulics.
G: Occasionally, you do get blowouts. Or fast leaks.
L: Nothing some maintenance wonât take care of.
G: I donât know how much more I can provideâIâd think youâd want to be handled by more professional psychiatrists, not an amateur like myself.
L: No, I think Iâd like to keep coming for a while. Besides which, I really think you have a few issues of your own that need addressingâyour feelings of alienation about being the hardcore Starfleet man among all the engineers, all of whom are far more advanced than you in their specialties, and thus you have to rely on them, undermining your authority over them.
G:
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