couldn’t believe that was what she wanted to say. It was so weird. What’s with the beta-carotene thing? Did you do something to piss her off?” I could wrack my brains for hours and I know I’d never come up with anything. Melinda and I never fight. In fact, over the years, if there were a toss up as to who had the right to get pissed off, it would probably be me. Melinda’s notorious for being late and cancelling last minute. And her excuses are no less than lame. Still, because she’s my friend I’ve accepted it as a quirk of her personality and let it slide. Maybe this is her way of getting back at me because I didn’t get along with the guy she was seeing? I know I said he was needy but she asked for my honest opinion. And he was. He waited ten minutes for her outside a public toilet at the market, pretending to scan the pictures on his phone. The market was practically empty. It wasn’t like she wouldn’t have been able to find him. He followed her around the house like a puppy and showered four times a day when we went on a couples weekend. Not to mention the industrial quantities of Listerine he gargled after every meal. Even Brendan, Mr Germs-Are-My-Enemy, was freaked out. Surely, it’s not because I reminded her of that. “And this was everything she said?” I ask again. “Word for word.” Shaking my head, I screw up the piece of paper and toss it towards the bin. It hits the rim and bounces onto the floor. Well, isn’t that the story of my day. I suppose I’ll try to catch Melinda later on, when Rory’s in bed. There has to be some reason for her strange message. “So when do you go to hospital?” Lani asks, walking back to where she’s been changing the display window. She’s setting up a vintage hat and handbag display, with a bunch of old stock she found floating around in the back room. We’re hoping to draw in a younger crowd. Retro is cool in Perth. Cute vintage shops are springing up right down Hay Street and we need to get on the bandwagon. So Lani says. I’m not denying it. Lani’s good at recognising a trend, despite following none. She’s like a trend unto herself. “Next week. And we have a tonne to do to get organised before then. I’ll be out of action for about a fortnight but if everything’s done it should be plain sailing while I’m away. The hospital stay is only a couple of days and I’ll recuperate at home. I might come in a couple of hours a day until I get back on my feet. I can’t leave you stranded.” “I’ll be right. Carly’s on Uni holidays. She doesn’t mind doing an extra shift if we need her. We talked about it the other day.” I nod, pleased that Lani is showing initiative that doesn’t involve wasting money. “I’ll give her a ring, then. Put the wheels in motion, at least for the fortnight I’ll definitely be out of action.” “So after the surgery, it’s chemo?” Lani asks, as she stands back to admire her handiwork. “I guess. The doctor said I should start a few weeks after. So that’ll be in a month or so. It’ll mean bi-weekly trips to the clinic but I should be right to come to work the day after each treatment.” “You don’t need to do that. I can take care of things. The most important thing is for you to be well.” “I think I’d like to be here if I can. Lots of people work during chemotherapy. I want to carry on as normally as possible. This doesn’t have to disrupt our entire life.” I think she understands. “Play it by ear then. Who knows how you’re going to feel.” “Exactly.” “What about the boys? How’re they coping with this? Do you need me to take charge while you’re in hospital?” I try not to laugh because I know Lani’s joking this time. Brendan would blow a gasket if she were let loose in our house. He goes into convulsions if the cushions are fluffed the wrong way. “I think they’ll cope.” “Rory’s taking it okay?” “He seems to be. Every now and then