option by far, but that didn’t matter now. Kayden would have
to redouble his efforts to find the perfect product to
launch.
A quiet knock sounded on his door and
Kayden cracked his knuckles and loosened his neck. Zeke had
requested a meeting to discuss an idea, and Kayden had been eager
to see him. He couldn’t wait to hear the proposal.
“ Come on in.”
Zeke walked in, wearing
jeans and a grunge band t-shirt. He didn’t have any notes or
prototypes with him, but that wasn’t a bad thing. Mitchell had
carried his idea in his pocket. Stop
thinking about him!
“ Hey there, Kayden. Thanks
for seeing me.” Zeke walked up to Kayden’s desk and took the seat
on the right in front of it.
“ Sure thing, man. Whatcha
got?” Kayden leaned back in his chair, clicking his pen rapidly. He
looked down, forced himself to stop the nervous action, set it on
his desk and steepled his fingers instead.
“ I’ve been a bartender a
long time, and one thing I’ve learned is people love to drink. Gay
men especially. We love to make games out of it, drink new and fun
drinks and just socialize.”
“ Yeah, I agree. So does
Beau. I don’t believe he’d own a bar if he didn’t bank on
that.”
“ Uh-huh, and gay men also
love hooking up.”
“ I think all men do, but
go on.”
Zeke chuckled. “Right on. Um, so my
idea is to combine the two.”
“ Sex and alcohol? Hate to
break it to you, man, but those things have gone hand in hand since
the beginning of time.”
“ No, I mean literally. My
idea is to create a dildo that secretes alcohol from the tip.”
Kayden stared at the man across from him. Was he fucking serious?
He shook his head, partly as a response and partly to clear it of
all the colorful words floating around, wanting to be
vocalized.
“ I can see why it may seem
like a good idea, especially if a couple were into feltching, but I
have to think of practicality, and marketing a product that inserts
alcohol into one’s rectum presents hygienic issues…and possible
legal ones.”
“ No, no. It would be an
oral toy. Picture it—a man sucking a dildo at a party and he’s
getting cheered on. Only when enough time and the right amount of
suction power is exerted would it release the drink. It’d be like
climaxing, but releasing alcohol instead of cum. It could be a
drinking game, a competition to see who could make the dildo
release its load, so to speak, the fastest. I even have a name for
it. We’d call it the Phallus Chalice. Get it?” Zeke chuckled.
“Because it’s a vessel to drink from but in the shape of a
penis.”
The Phallus Chalice? Good God. It took
great effort for Kayden not to roll his eyes. He should’ve known
Zeke would suggest something involving liquor. That man honestly
expected them to manufacture a dildo that squirted alcohol. This
had been a bust in a big way. He opened his iPad and started
typing.
“ I’ve got you and your
idea down.”
“ You don’t like it.” It
wasn’t a question.
Kayden sighed and looked up. “As a
drinking game it’s a good idea. But Beau wants something that’d
appeal to as many men in our demographic as possible. Not all gay
men play drinking games, Zeke. But it is unique, I’ll give you
that. I’ll note it, and if it doesn’t get picked for the initial
launch, Beau might be interested in producing it later. If so, I’m
sure you’d get some form of credit.” Kayden wasn’t sure how true
that was, but he just wanted the bartender out of his office. The
idea was dead in the water for this project and that was all that
mattered to him at this point.
His office phone rang and he glanced
at the LCD screen to see who it was. He gritted his teeth,
immediately recognizing who was calling. The billing department at
the hospital.
“ I need to deal with this
call. I’ll let you know when a decision has been made.”
Zeke sighed as he stood and turned for
the door. Thankfully the look on his face showed he wasn’t
expecting to be awarded
to redouble his efforts to find the perfect product to
launch.
A quiet knock sounded on his door and
Kayden cracked his knuckles and loosened his neck. Zeke had
requested a meeting to discuss an idea, and Kayden had been eager
to see him. He couldn’t wait to hear the proposal.
“ Come on in.”
Zeke walked in, wearing
jeans and a grunge band t-shirt. He didn’t have any notes or
prototypes with him, but that wasn’t a bad thing. Mitchell had
carried his idea in his pocket. Stop
thinking about him!
“ Hey there, Kayden. Thanks
for seeing me.” Zeke walked up to Kayden’s desk and took the seat
on the right in front of it.
“ Sure thing, man. Whatcha
got?” Kayden leaned back in his chair, clicking his pen rapidly. He
looked down, forced himself to stop the nervous action, set it on
his desk and steepled his fingers instead.
“ I’ve been a bartender a
long time, and one thing I’ve learned is people love to drink. Gay
men especially. We love to make games out of it, drink new and fun
drinks and just socialize.”
“ Yeah, I agree. So does
Beau. I don’t believe he’d own a bar if he didn’t bank on
that.”
“ Uh-huh, and gay men also
love hooking up.”
“ I think all men do, but
go on.”
Zeke chuckled. “Right on. Um, so my
idea is to combine the two.”
“ Sex and alcohol? Hate to
break it to you, man, but those things have gone hand in hand since
the beginning of time.”
“ No, I mean literally. My
idea is to create a dildo that secretes alcohol from the tip.”
Kayden stared at the man across from him. Was he fucking serious?
He shook his head, partly as a response and partly to clear it of
all the colorful words floating around, wanting to be
vocalized.
“ I can see why it may seem
like a good idea, especially if a couple were into feltching, but I
have to think of practicality, and marketing a product that inserts
alcohol into one’s rectum presents hygienic issues…and possible
legal ones.”
“ No, no. It would be an
oral toy. Picture it—a man sucking a dildo at a party and he’s
getting cheered on. Only when enough time and the right amount of
suction power is exerted would it release the drink. It’d be like
climaxing, but releasing alcohol instead of cum. It could be a
drinking game, a competition to see who could make the dildo
release its load, so to speak, the fastest. I even have a name for
it. We’d call it the Phallus Chalice. Get it?” Zeke chuckled.
“Because it’s a vessel to drink from but in the shape of a
penis.”
The Phallus Chalice? Good God. It took
great effort for Kayden not to roll his eyes. He should’ve known
Zeke would suggest something involving liquor. That man honestly
expected them to manufacture a dildo that squirted alcohol. This
had been a bust in a big way. He opened his iPad and started
typing.
“ I’ve got you and your
idea down.”
“ You don’t like it.” It
wasn’t a question.
Kayden sighed and looked up. “As a
drinking game it’s a good idea. But Beau wants something that’d
appeal to as many men in our demographic as possible. Not all gay
men play drinking games, Zeke. But it is unique, I’ll give you
that. I’ll note it, and if it doesn’t get picked for the initial
launch, Beau might be interested in producing it later. If so, I’m
sure you’d get some form of credit.” Kayden wasn’t sure how true
that was, but he just wanted the bartender out of his office. The
idea was dead in the water for this project and that was all that
mattered to him at this point.
His office phone rang and he glanced
at the LCD screen to see who it was. He gritted his teeth,
immediately recognizing who was calling. The billing department at
the hospital.
“ I need to deal with this
call. I’ll let you know when a decision has been made.”
Zeke sighed as he stood and turned for
the door. Thankfully the look on his face showed he wasn’t
expecting to be awarded
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