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was good to hear such happiness.
    I sobbed in my hands and then wrapped my arms around my
knees, rocking myself on that cold toilet.
    Barbara called after me.
    “ Raym! Raym! Eat cake! Yessm!”
    I sniffed and cleared my throat.
    “ I’ll be out in a second, thank you, ma’am!”
    They began clapping and cheering. I wasn’t sure if
it was for me or not.
    For
years I always thought my life was speeding towards a dead end, where
I would indisputably crash and burn.
    As
I sat on that toilet and stared at a bird chirping on the windowsill,
I realized that life had such wonders to offer – that my
pathetic life was what I made of it. There was a goal for every soul : A
purpose. No, I wasn’t a churchgoing person (not since my
Catholic School days in the sticks of Greenville, Florida), but I did
and still do believe in a higher power. You can call it God or Vishnu
or Ra or Master. I call it The Universe – the thing that is in
everything and everyone and is always around us. And it wants to help
humans. Wants us to be happy. Wants us to feel like we have a purpose
in life.
    Studies have shown that the number one reason most
relationships fail, is because the lover does not feel wanted – useful .
    Barbara had a purpose. One she felt strongly about.
    Her story – her zombie adventures – this
future escapade I was about to undertake – had to be
documented. It was something I was meant to write, even if no one
were ever to read it.
    I was doing this for the both of us.

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