tight across what she saw as her overdeveloped shoulders and muscle-bound stomach. No doubt about it: Even in this ridiculous getup, she was still several Grand Canyonâsized leaps away from feminine. Forget about looking like an ice-s kater. She had a better shot at being mistaken for a female boxer.
Oh, well. Sighing, Gaia took one last, punishing look at herself and wondered why sheâd even bothered
attempting
to be a regular girl. This dress was made for a baby-doll teen, the kind of girl who screamed for boy bands. Couldnât her father see thatâ
âAre you sure this shit isnât alarmed?â a voice whispered in the cubicle next to hers.
Gaia stiffened at the sound. Then suddenly she felt very depressed. That was just another one of her abnormal qualitiesâan animal-like sense of hearing.
âWho cares? Letâs get out of here,â a second voice retorted.
Without a momentâs hesitation Gaia stepped out of her cubicleâjust in time to see two girls pull back the curtain of their own. One was small and sallowwith bad skin and a frightened, guilty look on her face. Her backpack was bursting at the seams. It probably weighed as much as she did. The other was a big, broad goth-metal girlâmore beef than fat, with a pierced lip, a pierced eyebrow, and sullen eyes.
Gaia planted herself in front of them.
The goth chick flashed her a donât-mess-with-me look.
âI donât think you want to leave without hanging up the stuff you just tried on,â Gaia said pleasantly, her eyes falling on the bulging backpack of the smaller girl.
âAnd I donât think you want to butt into anyoneâs business,â the bigger girl shot back, her mouth twisting into an ugly half smile, half grimace.
âOh, but youâre wrong.â Gaia blocked the exit with a long arm as she leaned against the wall. âButting in is what I like to do.â
âWell, then how come your butt is hanging
out
of that heinous dress?â the small girl demanded. And then, to Gaiaâs utter shock, she reached into her bag and pulled out a switchbladeâwhich she promptly flicked open and wielded in Gaiaâs face. âNow get the hell out of my way, bitch.â
Normally Gaia would have laughed.
Even
with
a knife, these two were about as intimidating as a couple of stuffed animals.
But she was extremely pissed. She wasnât sure whichwas more infuriating, being called a bitch by the side-kick of a Marilyn Manson wanna-be or the comment about the dress. No, actually, she
was
sure. The dress. Definitely the comment about the dress. Gaia cursed herself for having even tried it on. She had to get out of it. Now. But first, of course, sheâd have to deal with these very unfortunate half-wits.
The smaller girl lunged forward, blade out. Gaia simply stepped out of her way; she didnât even have to make much effort to dodge the strike. The girl had telegraphed it before sheâd even moved. With her left hand Gaia feinted a punch. With her right she jabbed a quick punch into the girlâs midsection. The girl gasped, doubling over. The gothâs jaw dropped as the knife slipped from the smaller oneâs fingers. Gaia calmly picked up the knife and raised her eyebrows.
âNow, I know you donât want me to break every bone in your body,â she stated. âThatâll make shoplifting so much more difficult.â
The smaller girl collapsed onto the floor, clutching her stomach. The goth girl took a step back. Gaia smiled. Suddenly an anxious store clerk appeared, followed by her father and a security guard. Her father surveyed the scene, then grinned. Gaia shrugged. She noticed a security camera above his head. The store employees must have seen the whole fight. Gaia glanced back at the girls. They must have seen thecamera, too. And they had still attacked her with a knife. Geniuses, they were not.
âAre you all right?â her father
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