The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Psmith93 Page B
Authors: Psmith93
Tags: Novel; Asperger; Autism
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when he comes home from work.
I put my licorice laces and my Milky Bar in my special food box on the shelf, which Father is not allowed to touch because it is mine.
Then Father said, "And what have you been up to, young man?"
And I said, "I went to the shop to get some licorice laces and a Milky Bar."
And he said, "You were a long time."
And I said, "I talked to Mrs. Alexander's dog outside the shop. And I stroked him and he sniffed my trousers." Which was another white lie.
Then Rhodri said to me, "God, you do get the third degree, don't you."
But I didn't know what the third degree was.
And he said, "So, how are you doing, captain?"
And I said, "I'm doing very well, thank you," which is what you're meant to say.
And he said, "What's 251 times 864?"
And I thought about this and I said,"216,864." Because it was a really easy sum because you just multiply 864 X 1,000, which is 864,000. Then you divide it by 4, which is 216,000, and that's 250 X 864. Then you just add another 864 onto it to get 251 X 864. And that's 216,864.
And I said, "Is that right?"
And Rhodri said, "I haven't got a bloody clue," and he laughed.
I don't like it when Rhodri laughs at me. Rhodri laughs at me a lot. Father says it is being friendly.
Then Father said, "I'll stick one of those Gobi Aloo Sag things in the oven for you, OK?"
This is because I like Indian food because it has a strong taste. But Gobi Aloo Sag is yellow, so I put red food coloring into it before I eat it. And I keep a little plastic bottle of this in my special food box.
And I said, "OK."
And Rhodri said, "So, it looks like Parky stitched them up, then?" But this was to Father, not to me.
And Father said, "Well, those circuit boards looked like they'd come out of the bloody ark."
And Rhodri said, "You going to tell them?"
And Father said, "What's the point? They're hardly going to take him to court, are they?"
And Rhodri said, "That'll be the day."
And Father said, "Best to let sleeping dogs lie, I reckon."
Then I went into the garden.
Siobhan said that when you are writing a book you have to include some descriptions of things. I said that I could take photographs and put them in the book. But she said the idea of a book was to describe things using words so that people could read them and make a picture in their own head.
And she said it was best to describe things that were interesting or different.
She also said that I should describe people in the story by mentioning one or two details about them so that people could make a picture of them in their head. Which is why I wrote about Mr. Jeavons's shoes with all the holes in them and the policeman who looked as if he had two mice in his nose and the thing Rhodri smelled of but I didn't know the name for.
So I decided to do a description of the garden. But the garden wasn't very interesting or different. It was just a garden, with grass and a shed and a clothesline. But the sky was interesting and different because usually skies look boring because they are all blue or all gray or all covered in one pattern of clouds and they don't look like they are hundreds of miles above your head. They look like someone might have painted them on a big roof. But this sky had lots of different types of clouds in it at different heights, so you could see how big it was and this made it look enormous.
Furthest away in the sky were lots of little white clouds which looked like fish scales or sand dunes which had a very regular pattern.
Then next furthest away and to the west were some big clouds which were colored slightly orange because it was nearly evening and the sun was going down.
Then closest to the ground was a huge cloud which was colored gray because it was a rain cloud. And it was a big pointy shape and it looked like this
And when I looked at it for a long time I could see it moving very slowly and it was like an alien spaceship hundreds of kilometers long, like in Dune ox Blake's 7 ox Close Encounters of
I put my licorice laces and my Milky Bar in my special food box on the shelf, which Father is not allowed to touch because it is mine.
Then Father said, "And what have you been up to, young man?"
And I said, "I went to the shop to get some licorice laces and a Milky Bar."
And he said, "You were a long time."
And I said, "I talked to Mrs. Alexander's dog outside the shop. And I stroked him and he sniffed my trousers." Which was another white lie.
Then Rhodri said to me, "God, you do get the third degree, don't you."
But I didn't know what the third degree was.
And he said, "So, how are you doing, captain?"
And I said, "I'm doing very well, thank you," which is what you're meant to say.
And he said, "What's 251 times 864?"
And I thought about this and I said,"216,864." Because it was a really easy sum because you just multiply 864 X 1,000, which is 864,000. Then you divide it by 4, which is 216,000, and that's 250 X 864. Then you just add another 864 onto it to get 251 X 864. And that's 216,864.
And I said, "Is that right?"
And Rhodri said, "I haven't got a bloody clue," and he laughed.
I don't like it when Rhodri laughs at me. Rhodri laughs at me a lot. Father says it is being friendly.
Then Father said, "I'll stick one of those Gobi Aloo Sag things in the oven for you, OK?"
This is because I like Indian food because it has a strong taste. But Gobi Aloo Sag is yellow, so I put red food coloring into it before I eat it. And I keep a little plastic bottle of this in my special food box.
And I said, "OK."
And Rhodri said, "So, it looks like Parky stitched them up, then?" But this was to Father, not to me.
And Father said, "Well, those circuit boards looked like they'd come out of the bloody ark."
And Rhodri said, "You going to tell them?"
And Father said, "What's the point? They're hardly going to take him to court, are they?"
And Rhodri said, "That'll be the day."
And Father said, "Best to let sleeping dogs lie, I reckon."
Then I went into the garden.
Siobhan said that when you are writing a book you have to include some descriptions of things. I said that I could take photographs and put them in the book. But she said the idea of a book was to describe things using words so that people could read them and make a picture in their own head.
And she said it was best to describe things that were interesting or different.
She also said that I should describe people in the story by mentioning one or two details about them so that people could make a picture of them in their head. Which is why I wrote about Mr. Jeavons's shoes with all the holes in them and the policeman who looked as if he had two mice in his nose and the thing Rhodri smelled of but I didn't know the name for.
So I decided to do a description of the garden. But the garden wasn't very interesting or different. It was just a garden, with grass and a shed and a clothesline. But the sky was interesting and different because usually skies look boring because they are all blue or all gray or all covered in one pattern of clouds and they don't look like they are hundreds of miles above your head. They look like someone might have painted them on a big roof. But this sky had lots of different types of clouds in it at different heights, so you could see how big it was and this made it look enormous.
Furthest away in the sky were lots of little white clouds which looked like fish scales or sand dunes which had a very regular pattern.
Then next furthest away and to the west were some big clouds which were colored slightly orange because it was nearly evening and the sun was going down.
Then closest to the ground was a huge cloud which was colored gray because it was a rain cloud. And it was a big pointy shape and it looked like this
And when I looked at it for a long time I could see it moving very slowly and it was like an alien spaceship hundreds of kilometers long, like in Dune ox Blake's 7 ox Close Encounters of
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