The Dark Pearl Chronicles 1.1: Battle of the Half-Brothers by Levi Donaldson Page A

married!
ALL THE TEENS: Yay!

(They all group hug with Pete and Brooklyn.)
PETE: I don't mean to put you on the spot, Brooklyn, but I see seven orphan teenagers here who could use some good people in their lives. 
BROOKLYN: Are you saying we adopt them?
PETE: I am.
AUSTIN: All right, you can adopt me, but I'm not calling you Dad. 
PETE: Deal. Actually, none of you should. I don't want to feel old.
(Laughter.)
  
THE END