The Deviants by C.J. Skuse Page A

a deep breath. ‘Hi, Fallon.’

‘Was it strange, being back there again?’

7
    Back at Whitehouse Farm
    T hat’s the weird thing. It was like the last four years hadn’t happened.
    â€˜Oh, it’s you guys!’ she said, stroking a trembling white rabbit. ‘Hi, Ella!’
    â€˜Yeah, hi.’ I nudged away a teacup Chihuahua in a sailor suit that was trying to piss on my trainers. ‘How are you, Fallon?’
    She was smiling. A genuine smile, full of joy. She still had the same riot of freckles, like a leaf blower had blasted them to the four corners of her face. I hadn’t expected her to be quite so happy to see us.
    â€˜I haven’t seen you for ages!’ The rabbit wriggled in her arms but she held it steady. ‘Wow – you got cute, Max!’ Max laughed and rubbed his mouth. ‘And Corey! This is brilliant! Zane’s not with you, is he?’
    Max rose to the challenge of answering that one. ‘No. We don’t see him any more.’
    â€˜Oh,’ she said. ‘It’s almost like the old times, isn’t it?
    â€˜It was only four years ago,’ said Corey.
    The joy disappeared from her face as quickly as it had arrived. I knew she was thinking about the funeral – thelast time she’d seen us. ‘How are you, Max? How’s your mum?’
    â€˜OK, thanks. Well, she has her days – you know. Dad’s cool, though.’
    â€˜And, Corey, how’s your nan and granddad? Have you still got all your Harry Potter stuff? How’s baby Voldemort?’
    I cut in at that point. ‘Actually, Mort’s the reason we’re here. He’s gone missing, and we were wondering if you’d seen him?’
    I flapped away a rogue canary, nudging Corey. ‘Has he got a collar on, Corey?’
    â€˜Yeah, a blue one. It’s brand new,’ he said, stepping behind me, cheeks so red I thought his head might explode. I’d forgotten he’d had a crush on Fallon four years ago. By the look of him, it had resurfaced.
    â€˜No, I would have recognised Voldy.’
    â€˜Mort,’ Corey corrected.
    â€˜Actually, we haven’t seen any gingers lately,’ she pondered. ‘We had one come in with one eye. That was ginger ish . You can have one of the tortoiseshells. Got loads of them.’
    â€˜No,’ said Corey. ‘His collar says “Malinowski” and it’s got my number on it.’
    â€˜Can’t you just take that one?’ said Max, pointing to a scrawny black cat licking its backside on an upturned bucket.
    â€˜You can’t have Esmerelda,’ said Fallon. ‘She’s ours. Mum might have some more on the truck that she’s picked up this morning, but she’s not back yet. She shouldn’t be too long though, if you want to wait?’
    Max and Corey failed to answer – they were both in a trance, looking at her bottom as she bent over to put the rabbit down. She looked quite fat, under her frilly whitevest, tiny denim shorts and mud-speckled moon boots. She started back up the steps to the farmhouse. ‘You can wait for Mum inside, if you like. She should be back soon. We’ve got Sprite.’
    Obediently, we all traipsed into the farmhouse behind Fallon, as if Sprite was the most golden carrot she could dangle. Cobwebs drooped in the corners of the kitchenette like forgotten Halloween decorations; the room opened up onto the same dingy lounge area, with the same tired leather three-piece and walls seemingly made from stacks of old newspapers. The shelving all around the top of the room was packed with ornaments, stuffed birds and woodland animals in small glass cases and clean white animal skulls acting as bookends and paperweights. The only light in the room came from two small windows and a box beside the fireplace with a nightlight inside, illuminating photos of Kate Middleton.
    A little bird fluttered in from the lean-to and landed on a beam