and the Volvo, too. You gave them the benefit of the doubt, and they gave you the cable bill, the landscaping bill, a bad credit report, and eighteen wasted years.
âVon Eschenbachâs Syndrome,â he repeated. âIt is an orphan disease. In remote areas of Africa.â
âOh my God. A disease that only affects African orphans? How horrible.â
âNo, no. Not a disease affecting orphans. An orphan disease. There are some diseases, like von Eschenbachâs Syndrome, that affect so few people that they are abandoned by the medical establishment. They donât represent enough profit potential to justify the investment in a cure.â
Ricardoâs fingers, strong and prominent, now seemed to be attacking a cocktail napkin, shredding it into pieces that crumbled around his wine glass. âAIDS, malaria, cancerâthey get all the attention. And all the money. Von Eschenbachâs Syndrome? Nothing.â He stared vacantly for a moment then shrugged. âWe hired a publicity consultant. âHave a telethon,â he told us. âLike Jerry Lewis.â We tried. But it is impossible to get an A-list celebrity for a C-list disease. All the good ones are taken. We ended our efforts when Howie Mandel turned us down.â
âWhat are the symptoms?â
âIt depends on the strain.â
âThe strain?â
âWell, of course. Von Eschenbachâs Syndrome comes in many strains.â
Of course, thought Victoria. Everyone knows that!
âThe most prevalent would be von Eschenbachâs Strain A. It begins with irritability and restlessness. Then lethargy, fatigue, disorientation, and nausea.â
A night out with Jerry , she thought. âOh my God! So thereâs no cure? At all?â
Ricardoâs olive cheeks twitched. He seemed to be gritting his teeth. And then he sighed. A long, troubled sigh. âThat is what angers me so, Victoria. Our laboratoryâin Côte dâIvoireâis so close to a vaccine. But our work is slowed by the lack of medical supplies. No one wants to send medical supplies for research of an orphan disease in Africa.â
âHorrible!â she agreed, with just a scent of reservation. âWhat kind of supplies do you need?â
âWhat do you have?â he asked, almost urgently.
âExcuse me?â
There was an awkward silence. At a nearby table, someone bellowed, âWait-uh, we need maw caw-fee heuh!â
âIâm sorry,â Ricardo stammered. âI should not have asked that. Sometimes my work for the foundation interferes with other priorities. You should be my priority tonight, Victoria. Not seeking medical supplies for sick and dying children in Africa.â
Something inside of Victoria flashed a warning. Like a blinking yellow light. Warning her that if any man was either too good to be true or good for nothing, he was sitting right across from her, doing his best Ricardo Montalbán imitation, trying to lure free medical samples out of the metal cabinet in Dr. Kirleskiâs office. And maybe trying to lure Victoria into bed as well.
She considered disregarding the warning. Not out of weakness or naïveté. Victoria was the type who sped up at yellow lights. She knewshe should stop. But she would race through anyway. Maybe she was in a rush for companionship. Or maybe she was intrigued by the possibility that he was acting dishonestly with her. She could do the same; they would use each other for a night, and then resume their separate lives. Maybe this is what liberation from eighteen years of captivity was about. Beggars become choosers.
Or maybe there was a possibility that von Eschenbachâs Syndrome was afflicting remote villages in Africa, and she should try to help.
Or all of these things.
And then she noticed something. The usual type of creep at the bar. Gawking at her. Only this gawk was different. Usually, Victoriaâs gawkers would stare at her, then
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