was confused.
Aaron looked at me. âThe sister is always the last to know, right, Hulk?â
I nodded. Muffieâs eyes were burning asteroid craters in me.
âYou see,â Aaron said, chopping the air with a big hand, âAaron and Josh have a lot of raw talent, on and off the soccer field. We think they both have leadership potential. We see great things for them when they get to upper school: soccer team, student government, you name it.â
Muffie and Heather swayed.
âBut, hey, Hulk.â Aaron gave me a power punch on the arm like a mature Hardy Boy. âWe better get going. Every minute counts. Right?â
He turned back to Heather. âTell your brother we dropped by, Heather. It is Heather, isnât it?â Then he added, âAnd tell Aaron if you run into him.â
Another couple of squeezes on their hands and we were out of there. But we werenât through the front door before we heard serious squealing from the living room.
Out in the hall take-charge Aaron said, âRing for the elevator and press Penthouse.â
On the way up I said, âAaron, you were awesome. Youâre going to be really good with girls.â
He grinned, which he never does in real life.
âI mean it,â I said. âSometimes the nerdiest guys in middle school turn out to be ...â
But his grin was beginning to fade.
Getting into the penthouse was a piece of cake. The housekeeper was in the kitchen. Aaronâs room seemed like a closet now that we were in these big new bodies. He clumped over to boot up his workstation. He entered his virused formula, and it came up on the screen.
âItâs time to go back to the way we were,â he said. âWe really want this, am I right? Our parents better not see us like this. We both want this real bad. We agree, okay?â
I nodded.
âSo stand with me between the keyboards. Iâm sensing radioactivity here. Iâm sensing a matrix. Letâs line up our numbers with our need.â
I stood there. âI wish I may,â I muttered, âI wish I mightââ
âJosh, this isnât like wishing on a star. Really concentrate.â
We did our best, but nothing happened. Aaron ran a finger around Stinkâs collar. âI could fiddle the formula while weâre both standing here, but I better not. We could be one digit from dinosaurs. Maybe weâre rushing things.â
I wanted to hide till it happened. I wanted to phone Mom and tell her I was sleeping over at Aaronâs, but I had the wrong voice.
Finally I went home, right past his housekeeper, who doesnât notice too much, and down the back stairs to our kitchen door. Aaron wasnât that sorry to see me go. He couldnât wait to do a major revamp on his formula and micromanage his technopolis. I saw him eyeing the soldering iron.
I made it to my room, and I wasnât in there five minutes before it happened. The whole room wobbled with my pain. Shrinking hurts just as bad as growing, maybe more. My ears rang. My cells raged. Then I was standing low in the room in these gigantic clothes. They were like a clown suit. Hulkâs big blazer and the tip of his Huckley tie swept the floor with my little feet in his size twelves poking out beneath. I could have turned around in his shirt. I was ridiculous.
Then I fought my way out of this giant dress code. The underpants fell off me. I could walk out of the shoes. I grabbed a Bulls sweatshirt Dad had sent me from Chicago and a pair of my old jeans and my own sneakers and jumped into them. I hustled all Hulkâs clothes into the closet. I was breathing hard.
My door opened, and Heather looked in. She was still starry-eyed from Stink Stuyvesant. âYes, Mom, Josh is home,â she screamed over her shoulder. âHeâs lurking in his room.
âWhat are you doing in here anyway?â she said to me.
âHomework,â I squeaked in a dweebish
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