know youâre scatty,â she raised her eyebrows to the rest of the table, âbutâ¦â
âWell actuallyâ¦â Heather drew herself up and smiled a small, smug smile, âwe were at school together.â
âYup.â Georgie settled Hamish in his high chair beside her. âAnd she was a pain in the arse then like sheâs a pain in the arse now.â
Will wandered through in his socks. âLook at this. The Long and Leisurely Ladiesâ Lunch.â He tousled his sonâs hair. âItâs another world for you lot, in here. Another worldâ¦â
âThatâs right. It is. So you can sod off out of it,â said Georgie cheerfully.
âI will when Iâve found my mucking-out boots.â He leaned over and swiped a baby beetroot. âHave you seen them?â
âUmph.â She had a fork to her lips and a spoon to Hamishâs. She cocked her head. âDishwasherâ¦â
Munching loudly, Will padded over there, opened the door and rooted about for a bit. âItâs quite full in here, babeâ¦Ah, here we go. My wifeâright as ever.â He pulled his head out again and beamed proudly over to the table. âYou canât fault her.â
Bubba looked at Will, at Georgie, at the dishwasher and back again. Bea smiled a particular smileâthe same smile that a pope would smile on first looking upon a miracle, say, or Stephen Hawking an alien. A smile that said: There. See? I knew it!
Then Will tapped the boots sharply against the dishwasher, stood patiently while the mud fell off all around him and with a cheery âSmell ya later, ladies!â headed out the door.
Dessert
Blackberries served with lavender sugar and mascarpone cream
Preparation time: 5 minutes
Cooking time: none
âGet stuck in, everybody. In a charming, rustic sort of way.â
Bea leaned over the huge bowl of blackberries and took a handful. âI wonât, thanks anyway, Georgina. Iâd better be getting on. Gosh. We canât all sit around all day. See you at school later.â She gathered up her silent phone and left.
âYou sit down, Georgie,â said Rachel. âIâll put the kettle on. Whoâs for tea? Coffee? Lesbian?â
âThanks, Rach.â Georgie scooped Hamish out of his high chair. âIâd better just take this one off for his nap.â She knew even before she said it that Heather would leap from her seat and all but rip the child from her arms. Sure enough:
âOoh, let me.â Heather leapt from her seat and ripped the child from her arms. âHeâll come with me, wonât you, my gorgeous?â They headed for the thick oak door that separated the warm sunny kitchen from the dark fridge-freezer that was the main house. âWeâre the best of friends.â
Hamish was the best of friends with all mankind, was the truth. If Myra Hindley walked in now heâd nuzzle her neck and share his rusk. But let Heather think she was special; she needed the boost.
And Georgie needed the rest. She sat down, closed her eyes and started to drift away. She could hear the others exclaiming over the blackberriesâthey were damned good, their blackberriesâand wondering what she had put in the mascarpone. But it was like the sound of seagulls when youâre lying against a harbor wall, or a tractor in the fields at harvest: it was distant, coming from somewhere else, beyond.
This was what happened to her, these days, whenever she stopped and the kids werenât around and Will wasnât there to make her laugh. It happened the other night in that ghastly meeting. It wasnât that she nodded off exactly; it was that she went into some sort of suspension, like a computer going on standby, Georgie imagined: sheâd gone to screensaver. Her body just wouldnât waste its energy on this lot; it was storing it up for the only stuff that mattered.
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