the teacher’s suspicions. No reason to upset him. He’d have been even madder than Shelley had been.
“I’m glad you’ve done this for him. And for yourself. You’ve always been too damned stingy with yourself. I guess the Jeffry pharmacies are going well. I saw another new one on my way over.“
“They’re making money hand over fist. I almost feel guilty about my share of the money. I don’t do any of the work.“
“But that was the deal when you used that inheritance of yours to bail them out when they were about to go under, wasn’t it? And the one good thing your husband did was to insist you’d get his third share forever as part of the deal.“
“He didn’t exactly mean to die and leave it to me,“ Jane said. “But I’m glad it was written that way. And it’s finally allowed me to get the college funds set up and spend a bit on myself.“
“It must break Thelma’s heart,“ Jim said, rubbing his hands together. He’d harbored a strong dislike for Jane’s mother-in-law for decades.
“I’m not so sure. Steve’s brother Ted’s wife, Dixie, still hasn’t had the baby they so desperately want, and Thelma’s crazy about grandchildren. Not so crazy about me, though. I think if I hadn’t had the kids when Steve died, she’d have tried to contest the contract.“
“She wouldn’t have gotten anywhere with that,“ Jim said. Changing the subject, he asked, “So how are your folks doing in Denmark?“
“They must be fine,“ Jane said. “I haven’t had an E-mail from them for the last week. This trip is just a vacation. Not a diplomacy job.“
“Speaking of jobs, how are you filling your free time?“ Jim asked.
Jane laughed. “You wouldn’t believe what Shelley’s trying to get us into. A feminist home renovation. Don’t look at me like that, Uncle Jim. We haven’t agreed to do it yet. Shelley’s rewriting the contract they offered us and really jacking up the perks.“
“What in the world do the two of you know about renovating?“
“We’re just to be the decorators.“
Jane explained about Bitsy and her influx of money. About Sandy. About Jack and Henry. With a couple of days of not thinking about it, it seemed outrageously funny even to her. But when she got to the story of the spoiled shrimp in the air ducts, Jim asked, “Did anyone ‘fess up?“
“Nope. Not that I know of. The furnace guy who’d done the duct work was furious.“
“Of course he was. Was it some idiot’s idea of a joke or sabotage?“ Jim asked.
“I don’t know. Bitsy thinks her ex-husband is responsible. That must have been one of the nastiest divorces in history. Aside from a few of Henry the Eighth’s that come to mind.“
“I’d be careful of taking this job if I were you,“ Jim said. “I don’t want to overstep my bounds, but that’s my advice.“
“I think I agree. The contract we were given wasn’t even grammatical. And Shelley says it’s outrageously stingy. But if she can put over the one she’s working on, it could be fun for us and very profitable.“
“I thought you were just talking about already being financially comfortable.“
“Comfortable. Just barely. But who in their right mind wouldn’t like a bit more money to spend?“
“You don’t say that with conviction,“ Uncle Jim said with a smile. “Cough up what this is really about.“
“It’ll sound silly to you. You have a job. But, Uncle Jim, my job has always been to raise my kids to be independent when they’re grown, and I’m almost there. Katie will go to college next year and Todd a couple of years later. I’ve had my full share of club and volunteer work. I don’t want to turn into one of those women who consider bridge night or bingo tournaments with a bunch of their peers the highlight of the week.“
Uncle Jim patted her hand. “I do understand, Janey. That’s why I’m still plugging away, even though I’m only a desk jockey these days. It isn’t the money. It’s the pride and
“I’m glad you’ve done this for him. And for yourself. You’ve always been too damned stingy with yourself. I guess the Jeffry pharmacies are going well. I saw another new one on my way over.“
“They’re making money hand over fist. I almost feel guilty about my share of the money. I don’t do any of the work.“
“But that was the deal when you used that inheritance of yours to bail them out when they were about to go under, wasn’t it? And the one good thing your husband did was to insist you’d get his third share forever as part of the deal.“
“He didn’t exactly mean to die and leave it to me,“ Jane said. “But I’m glad it was written that way. And it’s finally allowed me to get the college funds set up and spend a bit on myself.“
“It must break Thelma’s heart,“ Jim said, rubbing his hands together. He’d harbored a strong dislike for Jane’s mother-in-law for decades.
“I’m not so sure. Steve’s brother Ted’s wife, Dixie, still hasn’t had the baby they so desperately want, and Thelma’s crazy about grandchildren. Not so crazy about me, though. I think if I hadn’t had the kids when Steve died, she’d have tried to contest the contract.“
“She wouldn’t have gotten anywhere with that,“ Jim said. Changing the subject, he asked, “So how are your folks doing in Denmark?“
“They must be fine,“ Jane said. “I haven’t had an E-mail from them for the last week. This trip is just a vacation. Not a diplomacy job.“
“Speaking of jobs, how are you filling your free time?“ Jim asked.
Jane laughed. “You wouldn’t believe what Shelley’s trying to get us into. A feminist home renovation. Don’t look at me like that, Uncle Jim. We haven’t agreed to do it yet. Shelley’s rewriting the contract they offered us and really jacking up the perks.“
“What in the world do the two of you know about renovating?“
“We’re just to be the decorators.“
Jane explained about Bitsy and her influx of money. About Sandy. About Jack and Henry. With a couple of days of not thinking about it, it seemed outrageously funny even to her. But when she got to the story of the spoiled shrimp in the air ducts, Jim asked, “Did anyone ‘fess up?“
“Nope. Not that I know of. The furnace guy who’d done the duct work was furious.“
“Of course he was. Was it some idiot’s idea of a joke or sabotage?“ Jim asked.
“I don’t know. Bitsy thinks her ex-husband is responsible. That must have been one of the nastiest divorces in history. Aside from a few of Henry the Eighth’s that come to mind.“
“I’d be careful of taking this job if I were you,“ Jim said. “I don’t want to overstep my bounds, but that’s my advice.“
“I think I agree. The contract we were given wasn’t even grammatical. And Shelley says it’s outrageously stingy. But if she can put over the one she’s working on, it could be fun for us and very profitable.“
“I thought you were just talking about already being financially comfortable.“
“Comfortable. Just barely. But who in their right mind wouldn’t like a bit more money to spend?“
“You don’t say that with conviction,“ Uncle Jim said with a smile. “Cough up what this is really about.“
“It’ll sound silly to you. You have a job. But, Uncle Jim, my job has always been to raise my kids to be independent when they’re grown, and I’m almost there. Katie will go to college next year and Todd a couple of years later. I’ve had my full share of club and volunteer work. I don’t want to turn into one of those women who consider bridge night or bingo tournaments with a bunch of their peers the highlight of the week.“
Uncle Jim patted her hand. “I do understand, Janey. That’s why I’m still plugging away, even though I’m only a desk jockey these days. It isn’t the money. It’s the pride and
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