animals. Then three of them scrambled out and, even faster than they had come, dashed away in the direction of the road, leaving a trail of wet grass behind. The fourth cat stood shivering on the bank. John and Rosemary ran toward him.
âYou poor thing!â said Rosemary.
âLetâs rub him with my blazer,â said John. âItâs so wet already that more water wonât hurt! Keep still old chap!â
âThank you kindly,â said the cat, through the folds of Johnâs blazer. âIf thereâs one thing I canât abide, itâs water.â An untidy head emerged fromthe navy-blue flannel. âMe that was shipâs cat for two years on the
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John interrupted. âRosie! A walleye and a torn ear!â He stood up with the coat in his hands. âAnd not one colour, but a bit of most! You must be Tudge!â
The strange cat shook his wet paws in turn. âWhat if I be? Personal remarks is rude!â
âIâm sorry!â said John. âBut Woppit told us about you.â
âHer,â said Tudge with great scorn. âSo high and mighty since she took up with royalty, she is, I wonder she still remembers me.â
âOh, but she does!â said Rosemary. âShe asked us to give you a message if we met you. She said you could come and see her if you liked, and we should love you to. You see, she is helping us look after the two royal kittens. Why, whatâs the matter?â
The cat looked furtively around and beckoned them down to the waterâs edge.
âIt do be safer to talk here, though damp to the paws. The water makes such a swirligiggle we arenât like to be overheard by them as means them precious kitlings no good. Listen here. For why do you think I were being chased, like as if Iâd been caught with cream on my paws in the dairy?â
Tudge did not wait for them to answer. âMe,Turleyâs cat on Turleyâs land, going about my lawful business! Iâll tell you for why. Because I challenged them Broomhurst animals, polite but firm, as is my job. Talking they was, to two more hearing humans.â
âHearing humans?â
âThem as hears us animals talking, like you, of course. And I didnât like the look of them two, neither. One tall, thin and untidy as a scarecrow, and the other round and plump, like a cat full of cream.â
John and Rosemary looked at one another.
âDid you hear what they were talking about?â asked John.
âWell, Iâm not a one to go poking into other peopleâs affairs. But as I comes up, the plump one says, âHow thrilling! Do letâs go!â and claps her hands, and the skinny one says, âWe may as well see what sheâs up to!â And then one of them cats ups and says, âHer Royal Greyness says you must be there by midnight, and not a word to anyone.â âBut how would we get there?â says Roundabout. âThe way we came here of course!â says Skinny, sharp like. And then they sees me standing there, and Iâd barely given the usual challenge when them animals were on me.â
âDid you hear anything else?â asked John.
âOnly Skinny cackling and Roundabout saying,âDear me, dear me.â Then I broke away and she called after âem, âTell Her Royal Greyness weâll be there!â and she cackled again. You know the rest, thanking you kindly,â said Tudge.
âWhat do you think they were talking about?â said John curiously. âAnd who is Her Royal Greyness?â
âGrisana, Queen of the Broomhurst cats, smoke-grey she is, and a proper fierce one, although she seems so gentle. Not like our lovely Blandamour. But when the Kings get the Summons, itâs the Queens who reign till they come home. Itâs my belief thereâs mischief brewing. So cock-a-hoop them Broomhurst animals is. Singing rude songs and shouting insults
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